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He's about to dance his fingers along his glass to tease his date when his eyes catch something - someone - out of the corner of his eye. He drags his focus over, hand slipping over Joey's knee to hide the fact that he can't remember a thing Joey has said in the past twenty minutes and to distract from Stiles suddenly looking around. It's pretty effective, or it would be if the person who stole Stiles' attention wasn't the Sex God Dad himself with a goddamn baby bjorn strapped to his chest, that fucking baby kicking her legs around with a fist in her mouth and crocodile tears running down her cheeks.
Stiles is so, so fucked.
Or, the one where Stiles tries dating someone but Derek shows up everywhere they go with the cutest baby in the world, and it's VERY distracting.
(Based on a tumblr post I saw that I can't stop thinking about)
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23 Aug 2022
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Use Your Hands and My Spare Time by A Devil Like You (ShootToWin) for wolvarz
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
02 Dec 2014
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A smutty high school AU wherein hormones dictate society, Derek and Stiles are misunderstanding asses, Scott repeatedly meanders into bone city, Liam just wants to be barefoot and pregnant, Jackson can't see past the tip of his own dick to the love that's right in front of him, and Isaac doesn't have time for any of them.
Aka, my treatise on emotional and physical intimacy between teenage boys.
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- English
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- 6/6
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26 Oct 2021
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Suffering from PTSD, ex-Marine Derek Hale moves back to Beacon Hills to open a bookshop and find a calmer life. That’s where he meets Stiles, completely by accident. Stiles is talkative, charming and curious. Somehow, despite the fact that he’s blind, he’s able to read Derek like no one else.
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26 Apr 2020
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“All our androids have multiple software options, so let's leave personality and the other stuff for later,” she said.
Other stuff. The kinky stuff, she meant, but Stiles was a bit glad she wasn’t saying it out loud. God, he felt stupid.
“Fine with me,” he said, trying to act like he wasn’t a walking disaster in the process of buying his first sex-android.
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24 Mar 2019
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Going Nowhere Fast (But Still Spinning My Wheels Anyway) by A Devil Like You (ShootToWin)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
20 Jan 2018
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Been having some writer's block lately and not much time to fix it because of my new job, so I've just been doing headcanons or shorts on my blog to try and get the ball rolling. These are those concepts. Pairings and kinks inside each chapter.
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- English
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- 87,001
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- 100/100
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18 Feb 2019
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The summer before high school starts, and all Stiles wants to do is hang out with Scott and work on his plan to win over Lydia.
But then Scott's brother, Derek, becomes an accidental distraction.
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- Part 1 of See and Touch
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- English
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31 Jan 2019
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Okay, so it was the kind of idea he would’ve vetoed had he not been three shots into their night on cheap tequila. It was still a plan, and one that he hoped Stiles’ dick would thank him for.
“What if I hook you up with a friend of mine? He’s a dude, but like, women aren’t seeming to do it for you and I guarantee he knows what he’s doing.”
Stiles frowned. “I’m not into dudes.”Bookmarked by idgafsrsly
14 Aug 2018
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“Remember when I thought I was in love with Kate, and she turned out to be a murderous hunter who killed most of my family and blinded me in the process?”
Erica’s voice was cautious. “Derek — what the fuck — of course I remember, how could you even ask? —”
“Well, my mate is worse,” Derek said flatly.
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05 Aug 2018
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Sheriff Stilinski is at the end of his rope dealing with his rebellious son Stiles, so he asks Beacon Hills' newest priest, Father Derek Hale, to counsel him.
Derek agrees to try and get Stiles back on the right path.
Once Stiles and the good father get together, however, the ways of sin suddenly seem very appealing.
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03 Sep 2017
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The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me (Is You) by distortedreality
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
25 Apr 2017
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Derek is fairly certain the new kid is either an incubus or a witch. Turns out he’s actually his mate. Stiles is 98% certain the brooding guy in the leather jacket is fantasizing about stringing him up by his intestines. Turns out he’s also wrong.
A High School AU in which Stiles is Derek’s mate and Derek leaves a dead deer on Stiles’ porch, buys a lot of fast food, and lies about economics.
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25 Apr 2017
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Derek Hale is the resident bad boy of Beacon Hills. At 22, two years after his family burned alive, his sister still forces him to attend church every other month.
When Stiles returns from his mission trip, Derek practically salivates at the chance to ruin the boy. He wants to take his virginity, and he want's to take it now.
(Dark! Derek. Pastor's Son! Stiles. Sexual Content)Bookmarked by idgafsrsly
07 Apr 2017
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Cute 7 year old Peter is bored and wanders alone in the hotel. He meets with a group of handsome, perverted, manipulative men in suits.
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23 Jul 2015
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'Cause I feel so damn lost,
And it comes with a cost of being alone.
Everything is falling down.
We're suffering, helpless thoughts and,
Out we sing, prayers go to the sky,
And if the earth ends up crumbling down to its knees, baby,
We just gotta get out.'Ashton let the fog roll over him as he stopped feeling again, because feeling wasn’t necessary for this. Ashton simply became beating heart and electric nerves and outstretched hands.
It didn’t matter that he was empty inside.’
Ashton is struggling, Luke is hiding, and Michael and Calum just want to make things work. (And maybe Ashton and Luke fall in love too. Maybe.)Series
- Part 1 of too many war wounds and not enough wars
- Part 5 of we live through scars this time
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- 225,298
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- 152/152
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01 Apr 2015
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(AKA, the Ugly Betty AU where Stiles is totally Betty)
Stiles thinks he’s finally getting a break when a job at the sleek, sophisticated, Alpha Magazine opens up - but soon realises he’s not going to be writing anything and instead is playing tutor-slash-babysitter to their new Editor-in-Chief. Derek’s spoiled, grumpy, in way over his head...and so painfully attractive it makes Stiles want to lick his face. So there’s very little choice in the matter.
“Totally not like that,” he maintains, “It’s not like we’re Bond and Moneypenny.”
Scott gives him an excited grin, chuckling. “Dude, you’re totally his Miss Moneypenny!” he says, eyes wide like the world just finally started to make sense. “You’re the only one who won’t sleep with him even though you’re dying to.”
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- Part 1 of Alpha Magazine 'Verse
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- English
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19 Dec 2014
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One night Stiles stumbles across some information that concerns Derek...
Scott texts him letting him know that Derek is acting strangelySeries
- Part 3 of Sterek one shots
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13 Nov 2014
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“Yes, this is it, c’mon,” Stiles cajoles, feeling himself twitch at the perspective of a good fuck. He shoves the remnants of the cookie on his mouth and rubs himself back, “f’ck me, D’rek.”
“Oh for fuck’s sake, don’t dirty talk me with a mouth full of food.”
[or that one fic where Derek bakes cookies, Stiles eats said cookies, and everything ends in sex]
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13 Nov 2014
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Derek and Stiles are heat partners, but neither realises how invested the other one is. When Stiles winds up pregnant, their relationship gets more serious, even if neither of them knows how to handle it.
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- Part 3 of The Domestication of Stiles and Derek
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- English
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- 37/37
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13 Oct 2014
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"In which Derek and Stiles pretend to be married for the sake of everyone’s wolvelihood." Podfic of Sparkle Motion Speaking by coffeeinallcaps.
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05 Sep 2014
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When Derek’s father sat him down for the sex talk when Derek was thirteen, he’d explained that werewolves felt things more intensely than humans when they found their mate.
So, even though Derek really wants Stiles, he holds back on his urges until Stiles is ready. As it happens, Stiles turns out to be an early bloomer.
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- English
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22 Aug 2014
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Tonight, the foxes hunt the hounds. by TheBeastsWrite (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
05 Sep 2014
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Stiles always knew finding a mate would be hard for him. He's not bright and beautiful like Lydia, or stong like Danny or adorable like Scott.
He was just Stiles, fox kid with ADHD who loved to draw.
Derek Hale was everything, popular, strong, smart and gorgeous.
They get put together on an English assignment and it doesn't go at all like Stiles expects.
MY TUMBLR IS;
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22 Aug 2014