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    The Avengers have been turned into women by the Asgardian villian of the week. When Tony gets frustrated with an inability to orgasm, Pepper and Natasha let him, and the rest of the Avengers, in on S.H.I.E.L.D's best kept secret. Phil Coulson is going to have lockjaw before this month is up.

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    12 Apr 2018

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    You put out an ad for a new roommate after your old one jumps ship for a "family emergency". Roy answers it quickly, bringing along his "boyfriend" Jason, but there's obviously something missing in the picture. The "normal people wanting a normal apartment" picture. You're going to find out what.
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    Or, the origin story of the "What would it be like to live with the Outlaws?" question.

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    18 Mar 2018

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    You promise to never let go... will you catch me, if I should fall?
    A story of Anne Wheeler.

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    06 Mar 2018

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    AU - Hook came along with the curse and has been living in Storybrooke all this time. (As a bartender.)

    The Crow’s Nest is the best kept secret in all of Storybrooke, but the appeal of its owner, Killian Jones, is no secret to anyone—least of all Emma.

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    21 Feb 2018

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    The first thing Percival Graves does after being released back into the world is buy a new wand. He's at Greymalkin's for ten minutes and the only wand that works for him is raw aspen, whiter than bone and so rough that Graves gives himself a splinter conjuring a storm of birds. The wand—dragon heartstring, a most unusual wand for an American wizard, according to a flustered Greymalkin—feels wild, and Graves empties half his wallet on the counter and keeps his hand on his new wand all the way home.

    The second thing he does is quit his job, because honestly.

    ("Grindelwald did his research before he put on your face," Seraphina says reasonably. "And it's not like you're open with your personal life. He has us all fooled."

    "He wore scorpion stickpins!" Graves shoots back, somewhat less reasonably.

    Seraphina looks at Graves, his pressed creases, his immaculate shirt, the red ruby cufflinks he's wearing to hide the starved brittleness of his wrists. "I'm sorry," she says. It is not enough to make him stay.)

    The third thing he does is get jumped by Credence Barebone in an alley.

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    08 Jan 2018