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    Eric Bittle—former baker's apprentice and son of a Navy captain—finds himself starting a new life as a pirate aboard the Samwell. As he figures out his place on the crew and learns how to become a proper pirate, he must also navigate a tumultuous relationship with his captain, who is figuring out a few things of his own.

    Alternatively: The one where Bitty puts the pie in pirate.

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    26 May 2020

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    When skin-to-skin contact reveals the depth of feeling between two people and the potential that exists between them, people will generally react in one of two ways.

    Some will wear their hearts openly, colors patterning their skin like an open book. Others will close themselves off, let only very few people leave a mark on their skin and, by extension, their lives.

    You’d think it would be easy to figure out where on this spectrum Jack Zimmermann and Eric Bittle fall.
    You might be surprised.

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    24 Apr 2020

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    Lardo won't stop trying to stab people, Kent Parson has a thing about Mark Rothko, and Bitty's pretty sure Jack Zimmermann hates his guts.

    When Bitty agreed to join a Robin Hood-esque gang of thieves, he's almost certain this isn't what he signed up for.

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    11 Apr 2020

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    Remember the time Jack said the couch growled at him? A story of magic, babies, romance, bros, and too many pies.

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    10 Apr 2020

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    “It is your professional duty to ogle the booty,” Shitty says solemnly. “Honestly, brah, you have not lived until you’ve seen Jack Zimmermann’s jeans try to contain his ass when he bends over to pick something up. And this is a construction zone, Bits. He has to pick stuff up all the time.”

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    Jack and Kent are the ridiculously handsome house-renovating married retired hockey players that’ve been making HGTV an absolutely stupid amount of money with their new show.

    And Eric Bittle just got hired to be their show’s caterer.

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    06 Apr 2020