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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    "You know, all through the feast, I couldn't stop thinking about what I'd rather have in my mouth instead?”

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    13 Oct 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 26

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    When Jon realises where Theon's looking though, he turns bright red and hurriedly covers himself with his hands. “What are you staring at?!”

    Theon forces his jaw to close again. Great, now the bastard's going to think I'm some sort of deviant. Well it's his bloody fault; if he's going to show off that monster he should expect the odd glance. “Nothing Snow, just figuring something out,” he says, forcing his usual mocking tone, “I know your heritage is a bit of a mystery, but I think you might be part-centaur.” At Jon's bewildered look, he rolls his eyes. “Because you've got a horse's cock between your legs.”

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    20 Sep 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    They sit across from one another in silence, as they would sit while discussing terms of surrender, and Bran keeps has hand upon Theon's wrist, tapping in rhythm, feeling the pulse beneath the skin. You are alive, he says, or thinks, sometimes he cannot tell, just as he cannot tell what that means. He takes two of Theon's fingers and guides them to his own wrist, knowing Theon will feel the blood better than he can.

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    19 Sep 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 15

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    “So, your terms would be…?”

    “I smuggle your food in, when the war is over the Iron Islands are fully reinstated in their old position, my family gets the Seastone Chair again, maybe we might even strike an alliance or two around the Seven Kingdoms and the likes. What do you say?”

    Robb doesn’t even think about it. It’s a sound proposal, he can’t care less for what horrible ideas Balon Greyjoy had in the past and honestly, this Theon sounds competent and smart and entirely fair, and since he’s also technically saving Jon’s hide here, Jon would have even less problems than Robb accepting the deal.

    “I say we have a deal, my lord,” Robb says.

    Or: in which Robb has a castle to hold and no food left to feed his soldiers, and Theon has the means to help him out.

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    16 Sep 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    Theon is a tease.

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    09 Sep 2017