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  1. Summary

    Once upon a time two people discovered the joys of panfandom rps and became so, so greedy for a Friends sitcom scenario, except actually funny, that this happened.

    What happens when two best friends make an au to dump in every character they've role played?

    This. This trashfire happens.

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    In honor of the canon I am wrestling from Eiichiro Oda with my bare hands; Friendship with Oda's canon over, I am friends with my own now.

    Just a place to put my things all nice and neat and with a vague scent of desperation and tears. The safe word is "everyone's alive and fine in Wano, everyone's fine".

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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    The children at the lille Bjørn pre-school never took much notice of other parents other than their own when they came to pick them up.

    But they always did notice when one in particular showed up to pick up his five-year-old daughter – they all called him oksehund, but mostly it just came out as a garbled jabber that the parent in question seemed to understand perfectly, even though none of the supervising teachers did.

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    23 Oct 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 25

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    Five gifts Mathilde Swann receives as a girl, and one she's given as an adult.

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    23 Oct 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    “Where the hell have you been?” M barks. Two blue dots cut through the darkness of her dining room.

    “Enjoying…” One light, far from him, kicks on. James looks around.

    He knows this scene.

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    23 Oct 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    He wasn’t a gentle person, her mother will say, in the many stories she will tell about James Bond.  He was a killer.  He was an earthquake, he was a forest fire, he burned everything he touched.

    (Spoilers for No Time to Die.)

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    23 Oct 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    [POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR NO TIME TO DIE]

    There are times when she still finds it hard to believe.

    Snippets of a life, happily ever after.

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    23 Oct 2021