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  1. Rec *

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    When someone takes and sells a shirtless photo of King Thorin II of Erebor without his knowledge or consent, advertisers grab the opportunity and run with it. So does the Internet, and now Erebor's firewall is under siege with everything from marriage proposals to the unprintable. Being a Dwarven king in the age of technology is already a job and a half, and Thorin needs help if he's going to keep from going completely mad.

    Enter Bilbo Baggins, Esquire, belligerent barrister of the Shire. He's small, he's furious, and he's here to help.

    (At least that's what Thorin hopes.)

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    15 Sep 2017

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    Kíli and Bilbo fall in love over tea and Iglishmêk.

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    13 Aug 2017

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    It's Yule time when Bilbo arrives back in the Shire- with a host of Dwarrow at his back, the sentimental lugs. Except now the assorted Aunts and Uncles have gotten quite the wrong idea in their excited interrogation, and he's stuck pretending that he's married a few of the hairy fellows.

    If he could just get through the assorted required Baggins and Took social events without outing himself as a complete fibber or drunkenly attempting to kiss Dwalin and Thorin under the mistletoe, it may just be a Yule miracle.

    Another attempt at writing a common trope fic that went completely off the rails.

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    13 Aug 2017

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    Pirateking:
    Bilbo needs to sleep. Something in which hobbits hibernate during the winter, which is why they eat so much through out the year. So Bilbo with whatever pairing you'd like goes around stealing things from his intended to make himself a "nest" or something to hunker down for the winter. Things like clothing, blankets anything that could have his love's scent and hides away either in his own hobbit made burrow or under someone’s bed :). I just think it would be cute if one of the dwarves go around and is like, “Where’s all my stuff at?” and then, “Where’s Bilbo?!” and the whole mountain goes hey-wire looking for their missing hobbit.
    What makes this sound better in my head is if the dwarf doesn't know that Bilbo has a thing for him, only after getting some information form Gandalf/Elf/Book does he put two and two together, how will he react? He's got all winter to figure out how he's going to tell Bilbo what he feels. Will they find Bilbo's burrow in time?

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    09 Aug 2017

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    All the protective Bilbos. Seriously. All of them. I love Bilbo mothering Fili and Kili. They are too precious for all the harm and its perfect.

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