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    for the prompt: "Thorin tries to woo Bilbo... but fails miserably at it. In fact, he only manages to scare the living shit out of the hobbit." 

    He believed, for a moment, in this King, and thought that this was what Balin must have meant that day in the wilderness, that this was the King he saw in Moria, noble and unbroken.

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    As Bilbo sat smoking in his empty hobbit hole, he couldn’t help but wonder – when did his life become so boring? Or better yet – when did his old life stop being enough?

    He suspected the answer to that question lay somewhere around the time when he had refused Thorin Oakenshield’s offer of marriage.

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    03 Apr 2020

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    After a heavy dose of dwarvish medicine, Thorin falls for his intended all over again.

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    "To be honest, Thorin did not take much notice of the company’s burglar, Master Baggins, in the beginning of their quest. He was a flash of red jacket when Thorin looked behind him from time to time to check on the rest of group, he was a muttered complaint about his uncomfortable saddle, and he was an extra mouth to feed when they camped down for the night. In short, he was like the axe you carried to cut down a tree: heavy and ungainly as you walked there but mighty handy when it came to the cutting. And Thorin had resigned himself to carrying this axe all the way to Erebor.

    But one evening, somewhere on the road between Hobbiton and Rivendell, Thorin couldn’t help but notice Bilbo – and one part of him in particular."

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    Bilbo Baggins isn't sure about this. Not one bit.

    Frodo is definitely too young to enter into an arranged marriage with a dwarven king called Thorin Oakenshield. It's a good thing that Bilbo is there to chaperone him through their courtship.

    After all, there's no chance that a fussy hobbit bachelor would ever catch the eye of a king.

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