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    “When was the last time someone went down on you?” Lydia asks, once she’s satisfied with the dark bruise she’s bitten on the top swell of Allison’s breast. She won’t be able to wear low cut shirts for a while, that’s for sure.

    “Are you offering?” Allison counters, quirking an eyebrow at Lydia.

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    31 May 2018

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    “We had to splint a girl’s leg in a ditch,” Scott says excitedly.

    “Bro, you sound way too happy about that,” Stiles complains, opening up his bag and pulling out a Twinkie.

    Derek removes it from his hand silently and replaces it with an apple. Stiles scowls at him for a second then bites into it, regardless. Derek sits back and lets the group discuss the merits of dramatic lifesaving feats for winning over the ladies. Scott is convinced it’ll help impress Allison; Isaac thinks Scott’s a loser. Stiles—

    Stiles is falling asleep on Derek’s shoulder.

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    25 May 2018

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    where Allison and Stiles spend the summer catching the bus together and it's awkward as hell, until it's not.

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    25 May 2018

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    “Oi!” Merlin shouts. “People are trying to study in here. Piss off somewhere else!”

    “What did you say, spellbegger?” he calls back, tone arrogant and haughty like just about every other Knight on Campus. “Come down here and say that to my face.”

     

    Or the Sky High AU where Knights and Magic Users attend University to learn how to fight evil magic and Merlin and Arthur do not get along. Until they do.

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    05 May 2018

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    Mindy gets stuck in Groundhog Day.

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    20 Apr 2018