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Central Coffee by hopelessships
Fandoms: Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe, Heathers (1988)
03 Sep 2021
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[on (possibly) temporary hiatus]
“Hey, you there?"
The woman in red is standing in front of me, snapping her fingers in my face. She’s wearing an annoyed expression. Apparently, the last guy escaped out the door. I wished I could do the same thing.
“Uh, Hello. Welcome to Central Coffee. How can I help you?” Somehow, I manage to get it all out without stuttering, although they can definitely hear the nervousness in my tone, judging by the high, fake laughter of the green and yellow dressed girls. The one dressed in red leans over the counter, making it clear she’s several inches taller than I am. She reads my name tag.
“Why hello there, … Ronnie. You don't mind if I call you Ronnie, do you?”
Or, I noticed no one has written a coffeeshop au yet for this fandom and I felt the urge to correct this grievous error. No smut planned, since I'm bad at it. Updates Thursdays
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The Beginning and the End by hopelessships
Fandoms: A Practical Guide to Evil - erraticerrata
25 Jul 2021
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A very short telling of the wandering bards origin story, as I imagine it.
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if you die in hamlet you die in real life by orphan_account
Fandoms: Hamlet - Shakespeare, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead - Stoppard
07 Oct 2018
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hamlet but it's modern and 'mmmm, whatcha say' plays every time a character dies
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- Part 1 of what if shakespeare but memes
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Bookmarked by hopelessships
15 Dec 2021
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In which Riven cares for Irelia's blades. She didn't expect it to have such an interesting effect.
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- Part 2 of blades
Bookmarked by hopelessships
08 Dec 2021
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“What?” Adora’s progressed to full on visible disgust now. There is no way in hell that’s true, and even if it is, there’s no way in hell she’s just going to roll over and surrender for an estranged sister and her complete stranger of a fiancé.
“They left it to both of us, yeah, until one of us marries. At which point, Bright Moon is to be led by the sister in that family unit, to someday be passed on to their children in the same fashion,” Glimmer says.
It’s Adora’s turn to take a moment to absorb.
If that does happen to be true, it’s the most ridiculous, bullshit of a deal she’s ever heard.
She’ll have to have their lawyers confirm first thing in the morning, but for now, the edges of her vision begin to seethe red.
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Adora and her best friend slash business partner, Catra, attempt to fake an engagement in order to claim rightful ownership of the successful tech company they’ve been running for the past five years in Glimmer's absence.
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Bookmarked by hopelessships
07 Nov 2021
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After the final battle against Horde Prime, Catra settles into Brightmoon. There are still many strange concepts in the Rebellion which she doesn't know. Turns out… Adora doesn't either.
(This is a collection of one shots.)
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Bookmarked by hopelessships
07 Nov 2021
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The first clue that something weird is going on with Adora comes during the siege of Plumeria. It’s nothing dangerous, per se, but even Bow has to pause for a minute after seeing Adora sneak off in the aftermath of the battle. Everyone else is too busy celebrating and covering the defeated Horde soldiers in flower crowns to notice her blow a kiss at one of the few remaining intact cameras, mouthing a few words he can’t quite make out.
But whatever, she’s a Horde kid. Horde kids are probably just weird like that.
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Or: Attempted murder is just how we flirt in the Horde.
Bookmarked by hopelessships
04 Nov 2021