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    Gratuitous porn, remixed as a favour from another fandom's double penetration prompt. Yeah, I'm not sure what the redeeming feature is either...

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    13 Jun 2018

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    There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
    Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. - Hamlet, Act 1 Scene 1

    In which John is (reluctantly) a wizard, Mycroft is (apparently) omniscient, and Sherlock is (surprisingly) oblivious.

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    05 Jun 2018

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    While working as a video sign language interpreter for the deaf, John's last client of the day asks him to interpret a highly unusual call.

    (aka deaf Sherlock wants to call a phone sex hotline AU)

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    01 Jun 2018

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    From this kink meme prompt:
    http://sherlockbbc-fic.livejournal.com/4777.html?thread=14186409#t14186409

    "Uni!John was in the rugby team. After getting a bit drunk he agress to let his team 'have some fun with him' but after a few guys he askes them to stop. They carry on."

    DS Lestrade finds him afterward. They help each other.

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    13 May 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    That old fave from LJ that hurts so bad but is so good.

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    If ever a people deserved tasering, it’s Holmeses.

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    12 May 2018

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