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    Aiden is always far too thin and miserable in the spring when they meet up again, so Lambert invites him up to Kaer Morhen for the winter. Good food, good company, a nice warm bed, and the option of very good sex - what's not to like?

    Aiden left the caravan and its brutal alphas as soon as he could survive on his own. He is heartbroken when Lambert suggests he come to Kaer Morhen to be the alpha Wolves' newest toy - but he'd do anything for Lambert, even this.

    ...There's a miscommunication in there somewhere.

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    26 Oct 2021

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    He stepped up to Jaskier. His friend looked the same. Exactly the same. 750 years, and the only difference was a beard and a healing black eye.  

    Geralt reached forward slowly, pushing the hair off of Jaskier’s face. 

    “How is this possible?” He asked. 

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    Or, when Geralt lives to modern times, his biggest regret is losing his bard. 
    Everything changes when Jaskier gets transported right back into his life. 

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    01 Oct 2021

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    Jaskier is fairly certain that his beautiful, intimidating neighbors had a squalling infant just to get back at him for all the late-night guitar playing. But when he plays a lullaby to lull the baby to sleep on a whim, it leads to an unexpected friendship with Geralt and Yennefer.

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    28 Sep 2021

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    In the aftermath of being tortured for talking too much, Jaskier can't bring himself to speak. Geralt sympathizes with the bard, after all there was a reason he was so taciturn himself. Questions were not so much encouraged at Kaer Morhen. And for a lot of his life he'd always figured that is how you train a boy or an animal: hit it when it doesn't do what you want. After all, that was how he ended up as good at monster slaying as he was. But when it actually came down to it, that wasn't how he trained Roach. And negative reinforcement implies, at least etymologically, the existence of an opposite.

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    07 Sep 2021

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    Aiden gives a cheeky little grin. “I’ll write down the recipe for you once we’ve survived this entire mess.”

    If we survive.” Lambert sighs as he shrugs his shirt back on. Their plan does have a reasonable chance of success, true, but the risk is still substantial and a lot of it depends on factors he can’t really control.

    “We will.” Coën radiates the same optimism and calmness that he displays in the face of almost every adverse situation, something that Lambert has come to rely on more than he sometimes likes to admit.

    “Well, let’s see it this way – if it goes wrong there is a good chance that all of us will be dead, so not much to worry over, no?” Aiden adds cheerfully.
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    Coën and Lambert take a contract to protect a king from assassination. A straightforward contract, really - until it turns out that one of the supposed assassins, a Cat School witcher, has decided to go rogue. Now, the three of them have to figure out whether they can trust each other and how to keep both themselves and the king from getting killed.

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    05 Sep 2021