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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    Twelve-year-old Edmund Blackadder dreads attending Lady Elizabeth's birthday party, but it turns out to be an interesting day indeed.

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    07 Mar 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    The drive to the American base is long and bitter. Set almost immediately after the movie.

    Also Landa swears a bit please excuse him.

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    09 Jan 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 75

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    Drew’s been told that she’s lucky that she’s just a daughter of Aphrodite because monsters aren’t as hungry for her. She doesn’t point out that Castor’s skull was cracked open by an enemy demigod. She doesn’t point out that someone at camp has been spoon-feeding Kronos information.

    Monster is a relative term.

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    09 Aug 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 62

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    Officially, Cliff had never been Rick's handyman. On paper, he was, just like he'd always been, Rick Dalton's stunt double. The way Cliff saw it, his job consisted of three parts:

    One was to do pretty much whatever chore Rick came up with to justify keeping him around;
    Two was to keep Rick from drinking too much and blowing his brains out when a role went to somebody else;
    And three was to play more or less dumb about parts one and two.

    Every once in a while somebody else would pay him to get set on fire or hit by a car, but these days those gigs came fewer and further between.

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    06 Apr 2020

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    “Heil Hydra,” the enemy agent shouts. 

    “Heil this, motherfucker,” says Captain America, shooting off a rocket.

    Steve and Bucky find out Hollywood has been busy since they went away. A historical survey, including but not limited to: one set of exploded genitals, a brief interlude in France, Mel Gibson and other masterworks of casting, eight Academy awards, several dinosaurs, and something Tony Stark has ominously dubbed “the masterpiece.” Art included.

    ETA: Hello, I fixed this by taking it out of all collections. Apologies to those of you who had marked it in open or public ones, someone put it in a private collection and it disappeared, prompting a flood of despair in my inboxes on multiple platforms. If this has appeared as a new work, that's just AO3's default move for revealing 'unrevealed' stories. It has not been edited, save for this note. P.S. If you are adding works to collections please make sure the collection is public! -- Nat (Febricant)

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    22 Feb 2020