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  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    Indulging in some favorite tropes of mine, so stick around for star-crossed lovers, questions that beg asking but aren't asked, lost time, bad timing, friends in love who won't acknowledge it, will they/won't they and maybe they do or maybe they don't in the end. I'm a sucker for love, babey, and the lengths we go for it.

    I adore Taika Waititi and Jemaine Clement and there's an alternate universe out there where they're in love. This is that.

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    3/?
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    04 Feb 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    There's more to a relationship than sex, apparently. A certain dandy vampire might know things about that.

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    31 Oct 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 35

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    What happens when Fleabag finds a way to talk to Priest, without actually talking to him

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    21 Oct 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    Vladislav’s hypnotism is failing, Viago’s money has run out, Deacon hasn’t paid rent in decades, and no one even knows where the hell Nick is. There are bills to pay, and they can’t lose this house— not with everything else that's gone wrong lately. Luckily, Wellington has taken a bit of a turn toward the dark side, to our friends’ advantage. It's easy to get some cash when you're good at betting.

    It's also easy to win at fight club when you’re immortal.

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    13/?
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    28 Sep 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    "Your parents offered you as payment for their debt, and I accepted." He has a strong German accent, and his voice is not unpleasant. And what he refers to is a mere technicality; she feels bought.

    AU in which women can be used as currency and one lonely vampire takes advantage of this system to get himself a wife. Too bad she despises him.

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    10 Jul 2020

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