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  1. Summary

    All the scriptures had placed the home of the Heavenly Immortals and the various gods within a palace nestled among a bed of clouds. Beautiful columns of white jade and golden tiles, a vision of beauty unmatched by anything in the mortal plane. How devastating it would be to find out that the residence of who the mortals called the Jade Emperor bore no columns of white jade? How mortifying would it be for the cultivators to find out that the man they had vilified as a monster was an Immortal god who stood on the highest peak?

    Alternatively: Even “dead”, Wei Wuxian plays the largest prank possible on the entirety of the cultivation world. It’s not his fault they didn’t really pay attention to who his mother was or who her mother was.

    Also: Wei Wuxian is a god and he’s pissed that an obviously abused kid tried to summon him with a Body Offering Ritual (never mind that he was the one to create it) and that’s The Last Straw.

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    Death is never ending, but always another step on the cycle of reincarnation. But for the Yiling Laozu? Death is an open door that allows him to be reborn. There won't be an ending for him, not a permanent one. After all, he is the prince who was promised.

    Alternatively:

    Madam Yu finds a five year old Wei Ying and sees the future through him. She takes him back to Lotus Pier, determined to not let anyone destroy her family no matter how much political maneuvering and plotting it takes. Not Wen Ruohan and most certainly not Jin Guangshan.

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  1. Public Bookmark 56

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    Here are the facts as Shen Qingqiu knows them:

    1. He has a thin face. Really thin, like, toilet paper-thin face. When a balloon is filled to its maximum about-to-burst limit thin skin face.
    2. He loves calling Luo Binghe, who has now been his lawfully wedded husband for several months, ‘husband.’

    This is what can be added in the interpretation of those facts together: they aren’t very mutually compatible. 

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    27 Feb 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 95

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    On his thirtieth birthday, a virgin Lan Zhan gains the ability to read thoughts through touch and discovers that the popular guy at the office has a crush. On him.

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    25 Feb 2021

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    “Jin Guangyao points down to earth at Lan Wangji. “I want you to go to this man, and I want you to make him fall in love with the most vile monster in the world. That will be his punishment for his arrogance.” Met with silence, he looks over at Wei Wuxian to see if he’s even listening.

    When Wei Wuxian notices his attention, the strange expression on his face smooths, turning blank. He is uncharacteristically quiet, only nodding once before disappearing.“

    Prince Wangji of Gusu is revered as supernaturally beautiful, untouchable. He has no friends except for his brother, and he knows that he will likely spend his life alone. The god of love, Yiling Laozu, has other ideas.

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    25 Feb 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 35

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    24 Feb 2021

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    Hua Cheng probably didn't construct the canopy in the Gambler's Den for this particular use. Probably.

    In all of their long lives, neither of them had expected Xie Lian to have such unconventional desires. But, as it turned out, eight hundred years of abstinence had worked some incredible magic, and far from being endlessly shy and easily flustered like he had been in the early days, Xie Lian had turned out to be…well. Enthusiastic was a mild way to put it.

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    24 Feb 2021

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