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    Oh baby, I think we both know this is a love we won't get right. Still, if you said that you wanted, I know I'll always have one more try.

    (Five times Richie and Eddie get it wrong and the one time they just might get it right.)

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    03 Dec 2019

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    Eddie turns away, but Richie can still see the blush rise to his cheeks, the color deepening when Richie brushes a finger over his knee. Huh. “You’re thinking about me, aren’t you?” Richie grins, the big, toothy one that he knows makes Eddie snort and loosen up. “You want my dick. I knew it.”

    Eddie makes one of those special Richie shut the fuck up noises, and mumbles, “Yeah, I guess.”

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    10 Nov 2019

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    This was Richie Tozier, his best friend, the Richie he had known for a little more than half his life, the Richie that lent his Pokémon cards to him after only knowing him for two days, the Richie that watched The Exorcist with him for the very first time and let Eddie cling to him through all the gory parts, that kept spare packs of Little Debbie’s Nutty Bars and S’mores Pop-tarts in his pantry just for him—it was Richie and then It Was Richie, and Eddie didn't even try to put up a fight. The battle was lost before it had even begun, and maybe Eddie didn’t want to fight anymore.

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    10 Nov 2019

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    "'I already know I’ll smell Eddie’s mom,” Richie announces to no one in particular, “I’ve never met her, but we’re soulmates. I imagine she smells like lemon cleaning supplies and antacid. Very sexy.'

    Eddie lets his head drop onto the table."

    Amortentia is encountered in Potion's class and everything goes to shit. Basically a romantic comedy set at Hogwarts. Everyone is Bad At Feelings, until they're not.

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    10 Nov 2019

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    Richie accidentally sends Eddie a shirtless picture. Things escalate from there.

    Or, Richie and Eddie play Gay Chicken: Sexting Edition.

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    10 Nov 2019