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    Masturbation is built into Stormtroopers' routines -- it's what the first ten minutes after lights-out in the dormitories are for, and then the usual rules of total silence and stillness apply.

    Finn has never not shared a room. He has absolutely no body shame. And getting himself off is as much a part of his going-to-bed ritual as brushing his teeth, so it doesn't occur to him to be shy about it.

    Poe is deeply unprepared for this.

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    English
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    2,404
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    164
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2074
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    Family causes all the grief, but somehow home is still the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.

    Rewrite of the ending from that thing that happens at M'Baku's. Also: SPOILERS.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,964
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    164
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    4634
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    Ben knows the date is going to be a disaster even before he agrees to it, because Rey broaches the topic by saying, “So I have this friend who’s almost as terrible at dating as you are,” and he has enough experience with that kind of set-up to know it’s a waste of everybody’s time.

    Except, in the event, it isn't.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,703
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    242
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2466
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    Finn and Poe both get set up on separate blind dates at the same restaurant, but their wires get crossed and they think they're each other's blind date when they're not. (But it works out.)

    Fill for the meme.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,171
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    541
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    4936
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    Jemma thinks somebody should be getting some out of the near-destruction of their universe or whatever it was just happened there. Getting something. Somebody else should. Somebody else should too.

    Mostly Fitz, so he'll leave her alone when she's trying to do other people. Other things.

    Despite herself, she manages to make this happen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,556
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1274
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    Steve knows it's selfish.

    Written for the kinkmeme.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,541
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    717
    Bookmarks:
    131
    Hits:
    15871
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    "O.J., baby," Briggs says, holding out a peremptory hand.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    722
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    When Erica wakes up in the woods with no memory of having left her bedroom, it's a sign of how freaking weird her life is getting that she's less surprised by the taste of stale blood on her teeth and more surprised to discover that she's still fully dressed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,811
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    202
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    3055
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    Hannibal is locked up in the Baltimore Asylum for the Criminally Insane. Supposedly he's in maximum security but he pretty much just breaks out and leaves any time it suits him.

    And it suits him to break out whenever he thinks Will needs him.

    I mean, they forgot Will's birthday! Come on, wouldn't you?

    Fill for the meme.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,114
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    304
    Kudos:
    10573
    Bookmarks:
    2434
    Hits:
    106203
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    "O.J., baby," Briggs says, holding out a peremptory hand.

    Written for the meme.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,196
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2415
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    Hannibal probably isn't the person you want helping you out when you've got amnesia.

    Written for the kinkmeme.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,069
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    808
    Bookmarks:
    188
    Hits:
    14348
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    John leaves the hotel before the night is out. Episode tag for 215.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,004
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    304
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    4942
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    Stiles may hate Halloween, but he loves working at the Haunted House -- at least until the new girl steals his cushy job in the office. But she also introduces him to the guy he's had a crush on for years, so he supposes she can't be a total witch. That doesn't mean Derek isn't a vampire.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,223
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    2256
    Bookmarks:
    525
    Hits:
    40346
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    Stiles thinks it's lust at first sight when Lydia Martin sashays into his dinky little office with the case of her missing fiancé, but he isn't expecting the investigation to lead him to Derek Hale, who is searching for his missing sister, or to discover that something about Derek makes Stiles put all thoughts of the lovely Lydia aside. As the case progresses, he becomes as intrigued with the mysterious man as he is wary of him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,922
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    394
    Bookmarks:
    146
    Hits:
    20612
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    Harvey and Mike have been penpals for years, and they would both like to take their friendship further. Unfortunately, neither of them has been completely honest with the other, and when they finally meet the truth will have to come out. Well, maybe.

    Suits AU of Christmas in Boston.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,815
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    558
    Bookmarks:
    85
    Hits:
    11048
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    Stiles thinks it's hilarious how Derek gets all nervous around his dad, because c'mon, really, it's Derek.

    Fill for the meme.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,701
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    2240
    Bookmarks:
    347
    Hits:
    41761
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    Nick and Juliette are exes who attend a vegan cooking class where Nick meets Monroe. Who is a blutbad. And a vegan.

    So the natural thing, Nick believes, is to tell Monroe that he's interested in pursuing veganism. As you do.

    Written for a prompt on the kinkmeme.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,684
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    553
    Bookmarks:
    146
    Hits:
    10236
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    Stiles' home economics teacher forces him to knit mittens. Nobody wants Stiles' mittens, but then Stiles offers them to Derek, and Stiles is pretty sure Derek does these things purely to drive him crazy. What else could it be?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,303
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    126
    Kudos:
    3329
    Bookmarks:
    839
    Hits:
    81934
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    Girl!Stiles is masturbating when Derek shows up and joins in, because obviously. No plot whatsoever. Fill for the kinkmeme.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,509
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    1707
    Bookmarks:
    292
    Hits:
    47733
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    Written for a prompt on the kinkmeme.

    TFLN: My dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for Sunday brunch next week. You in?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,730
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    341
    Kudos:
    12704
    Bookmarks:
    3494
    Hits:
    238303

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