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    Steve leads a Tactical Defense training course a few months after the events of the Avengers movie, and gains himself some SHIELD-issue ducklings. A series of interconnected stories set in the same universe.

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    With Viktor's triumphant return to skating comes the expectation of dominating the season, continuing his winning streak, and (hopefully) marrying Yuuri Katsuki.

    Unfortunately, fate has other plans, including crutches and crippling self doubt. Fun.

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    15 Nov 2018

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    As it turns out, Yuri doesn't mind Yuuri moving to St. Petersburg nearly as much as he thought that he would, but that doesn't mean it's not an adjustment for both of them.

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    14 Nov 2018

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    “And you.” Phichit pokes him in the chest. “Are you gonna tell me what the heck happened with you and Viktor in Japan now, or are you gonna be too busy consummating your love all night long?”

    “Phichit!”

    “What? I saw you doing your sex program right at him. Get it.”

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    14 Nov 2018

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    AU in which Yuuri still doesn’t remember the banquet, somehow doesn’t blow Japanese Nationals, runs into Victor at the World Championships, and has absolutely no idea why his idol is suddenly friendly and incredibly handsy.

    Does Yuuri care about his reasons? No. It’s Victor Effing Nikiforov.

    Basically this is an excuse for total fluff. And porn. And shit-talking with bonus smut. (Edited for accuracy.) Happy birthday, Victor.

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    Victor turned back to him, supernova smile in place once more. “I really, really like you. Promise you’ll still dance with me at the banquet if you take gold this time around.”

    Yuuri stared at the man. He looked at their entwined hands—he hadn’t wanted to pull away—and their thighs, pressed together despite there being plenty of room in the backseat of the cab. That scent of Victor’s cologne—just a dab, lightly applied somewhere on his neck—swirled around him. This was too real to be a dream, too physical for him to have imagined it.

    “I’m sorry,” Yuuri said slowly. “But…have we talked before?”

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    13 Nov 2018

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    As chief communications officer on board the Interstellar Alliance Fleet’s Star Ship Victory, Yuuri doesn’t have to think about who he actually is on his home planet. He just has to listen to his captain, do his job, and…not fall in love with his best friend, the ship’s science officer, Victor Nikiforov.

    Well. Two out of three’s not bad.

    Then his mother calls with the worst possible news: She, the Empress of New Nihon, has arranged Yuuri’s marriage.
    There’s only one thing Yuuri can do: Fake a boyfriend, and fake one fast. Who better/worse to play that role than the friend he wishes was more? What can go wrong? It’s not like Yuuri can fall more in love...

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    11 Nov 2018

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