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this is not my beautiful house, this is not my beautiful wife



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    Steve leads a Tactical Defense training course a few months after the events of the Avengers movie, and gains himself some SHIELD-issue ducklings. A series of interconnected stories set in the same universe.

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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.

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    17 Sep 2018

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    Time travelers who plan to kill Superman never account for Martha Kent in their plans. She may not be the World's Finest, but she's a mother with a shotgun, and all told that might be scarier.

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    15 Sep 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 37

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    "It's totally—Der, it's like a recipe for a summer romance movie from the 80s. One cup of stargazing, a teaspoon of handholding—" Here he squeezes Derek's hand, waggles it around like compelling evidence, and Derek rolls his eyes. "All we need is, like, love confessions and kissing and we're golden, dude."

     

    In which Stiles loves Derek, and Derek loves Stiles, and together they film a commercial marketed towards upper middle class white folks.

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    14 Sep 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 94

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    Maybe Derek’s right. Maybe fate is real, and he and Derek were fated to do this. It would make sense; if the universe always balances itself out, Derek’s life needed some serious overhaul when they met. The universe owed him a few decades of happy sighs and 4am milk pitchers full of ice water.

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    14 Sep 2018

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    It's a cold, snowy night and Stiles is halfway through his shift at the campus coffee shop when a tall, dark and handsome stranger walks in, one who seems unaware that he's being haunted by a wolf.

    In which Stiles Stilinski sees the ghosts of animals with unfinished business, and Derek Hale is unaware that his dearly departed sister left a few things unfinished.

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    13 Sep 2018

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