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    Albus Dumbledore rose to his feet, smiling at them in that way of his, like he knew something you didn't and he was proud of you for it. "Friends," he began.

    The door thudded open and the Marauders burst in, late and pink-cheeked with cold. The headmaster smiled at them, too, and Sirius gave a cheery little salute back.

    Severus sunk lower in his chair, staring witheringly over his butterbeer. "You told Potter about it, too?"

    "He might as well put all that energy to good use," said Lily. "And, to be accurate, I told Remus."

    "But Potter, really?" said Severus.

    "He and Black cooked up a jinx that gives you a boil every time you say a slur to a Muggleborn," said Lily. "It was either invite them to Alice's war club or bake them cookies, and I know where my skills lie."

    Severus sniffed. "Don't come crying to me if he tugs your pigtails."

    "Come crying to me if he pulls yours, and I'll deck him," said Lily.

    (Slight AU in which Severus apologizes, tries harder, and stays friends with Lily)

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    Orphaner Dualscar is your musical idol, right—well done, yeah, that makes you really special, he only has millions of devoted fans, only gets commendations from the Ministerror of Entertainment for his service to the Empire. But most of those millions of fans are never going to get the chance you're getting right now, milling around outside a makeshift set after answering a call for extras. You're going to be in one of his videos.

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    The morning after Sarah Williams defeats the Goblin King, she gets up and makes toast.

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    “I’m looking for a castle,” John informed the scarecrow. “A moving one.”

    Except that, as it turned out, it was not a moving one at all.

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    1. You are allowed to leave the suitcase. In fact, you ought to leave it at least once every three days, or Newt will start to worry.

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    Translated into Russian/русский by a 21st century whore on ficbook.net. Many thanks!

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