hell_swan

spin me a tale, tell us a yarn, your quill to regale us, literate pig on a farm



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  1. Public Bookmark 40

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    In which Sheik's rescuing Ruto from the ice becomes the incredibly true adventure of a fish and a cross-dressing ninja in love.

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    16 Jan 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is beyond sweet.

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    or, Tahani Al-Jamil: The Penultimate Disappointment

    Tahani wants to piss off her parents. Eleanor wants to put a ring on Tahani’s stupid perfect finger. It's a match made in the Good Place.

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    15 Jan 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Oh gosh that was perfect.

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    Donning that hideous excuse of clothing, Link tries to sneak into Gerudo Town, only to faint halfway from Kara Kara Bazaar. When two women find him and take him into their home, Link's memories of the past begin to resurface and he plans to meet up with Riju and calm Vah Naboris.

    (Sick of Aonuma's shit? Then this is the fic for you, featuring: completely un-subtle criticism of every racist thing in the game, a sassy bearded Gerudo who doesn't take white women's shit, clothes that wouldn't kill a brown woman in 0.5 seconds under the sun, actually doing something interesting with the game's lore and cute Link-Gerudo bonding.)

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    12 Jan 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    good shit, op

  4. Public Bookmark 15

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    Bowsette is shocked and delighted by her new body after being given a Super Crown! Energized but nervous, she finds herself at Peach's castle to share the good news!

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    31 Dec 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I'm gay and this is cute.

  5. Public Bookmark 75

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    Sixteen years ago, a wicked fairy condemned the Princess Aurora to die. A few days ago, defeated by Prince Philip and the Good Fairies, the wicked fairy Maleficent was confined to the dungeons of King Stefan's castle to await her own death sentence.

    In her final hours, Maleficent offers the princess a bargain. Her decision will lead her down paths she never could have dreamed.

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    21 Dec 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Well Goddamn, if this isn't the best thing I've read in ages.