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  3. Equilibrium (2002) RPF (64)
  4. The Lord of the Rings RPF (55)
  5. Star Wars Prequel Trilogy (50)

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  1. Rec *

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    “A prostitute put a finger up my ass,” Geralt says.

    Jaskier’s brain stutters to a stop, the swiftly begins anew. “That is… quite the mental image. How was, uh, that?”

    “It felt good.”

     

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    Geralt learns Jaskier sometimes has sex with men, and can't stop thinking about the process.

    Also, drowners covered in sewage water.

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    19 Apr 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Delightful Jaskier, excellent toaster Geralt (toaster = "what are feelings I just want something up my butt").

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    Ben takes a deep breath. “It’s—it’s a project. Conceptual art. You wouldn’t get it.”

    Rey presses her lips together to keep from laughing. She plans her next words quickly and carefully, determining what will get her the best reaction. “Really? Looks like you ruined a bedsheet to me.”

    His reaction does not disappoint. “Get out.”

    **

    Seven-year-old Rey decides it's her duty to annoy the crap out of Ben Solo every single day she's alive.

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    17 Oct 2018

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    Knot pic. Knot pic -- and from the look of it, the owner needs to see a medical professional immediately. Tomato emoji, eggplant emoji, three water emojis, winky-face emoji.

    Oh, for God’s sake.

    Her glands are already itchy and she’s changed her underwear twice. Unless she wants to spend three days in writhing misery, she’s going to have to swipe right on one of these prize winners.

    Message: Hi. I saw your post. I would like to have a conversation with you, if you’re willing.

    (Alternate Summary: the author completely loses her mind and decides to throw another PWP A/B/O smutfest onto the garbage heap.)

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    12 Sep 2018

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    Its hard, living in suburbia. Its harder when your neighbor is an eldritch abomination.

    This is the original raw text of my Tumblr posts about Antler Guy and Neighbor Steve. Enjoy.

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    21 Apr 2018

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    Once you passed a certain point in the hierarchy, getting ordered to do shit like lead a gangbang on Captain America was a surprise but not a shock.

    Fill for a hydratrashmeme prompt requesting a Hydra/Steve gangbang where Steve has been dosed with aphrodisiacs to force him to get off. Or, a trash party dumpster travesty in two acts:
    Act 1: Steve Rogers: World's Most Defiant Hydra Party Favor
    Act 2: Post-Rescue Hurt/Comfort: Now With Bonus Steve/Sam Sex Pollen Dubcon

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    07 Nov 2014

    Bookmarker's Notes

    So good. UMPH. Writer gives BP for podfic... *quiet squeeing*

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