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    According to Seokjin, marigolds are the funniest flowers. When he opens the shop in the morning, they greet him with the best jokes while the roses scoff petulantly, as if they’re too good for a pun or two.

    Yoongi can’t hear the marigolds. But he watches Seokjin giggle madly to himself while he waters the flowers during his afternoon rounds, so Yoongi believes Seokjin nonetheless.

    Or, as the marigolds would say, Yoongi beleafs him.

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    21 Apr 2018

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    Corporate Relationship Disclosure Form -- Human Resource Coordinator: Jung Hoseok
    Section to be completed by Employees Involved:
    Names: Min Yoongi, Kim Seokjin
    Job Titles: Chief Accountant Supreme, Professional Wet Blanket
    Nature of Relationship:Friends with Benefits Sex Enemies
    Length of Relationship: 4 minutes
    Please Describe Jin's Dick: Shut up Hoseok I see you nasty fucker, you just added this fucking question to the form you didn’t even make sure the font was the same as the original you better hold on to your goddamn cat because I’m coming for you as soon as I’m finished getting- oh fucking hell.

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    15 Apr 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 43

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    Liam and Theo go out in the woods to look for fae causing trouble, and they find themselves in a whole new world of trouble. Literally.

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    The alternate universe fic nobody asked for, but here it is anyway. It mirrors similar, but not exactly the same, events in canon, and it's a slow burn to reach the end.

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    22 Nov 2017

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    "Jyn talked herself into a corner with her grandma," Han explained. "Now she needs a fake boyfriend for Christmas."

    "Why doesn't Cassian do it?" Luke asked, and Jyn scowled at him.

    [In which Jyn, in an attempt to get her mother's overbearing, gossipy, and traditional family off her back for one freaking Christmas, conscripts Cassian to join her as her (fake) boyfriend for the whole week in England. Shamelessly, wildly, gleefully AU.]

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    17 Nov 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 74

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    Liam asks are you alright? and it never occurs to Theo that Liam could be asking him, too.

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    30 Oct 2017