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    Eggsy finds a baby.

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    Eggsy goes data-mining.

    Warning: reading this story may well affect your HbA1c.

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    Eggsy thought he was just going to have a regular day of fishing at the lake by his village and helping out his mum. After all, nothing ever happens to him. He's nobody. He never could have guessed he'd meet a talking Frog, go on an adventure, meet two Wizards (one good, one not), make a new friend, almost talk to a Princess, get thrown in jail, kiss the talking Frog, fall in True Love, and have a Wish Granted (even though no Wizard had ever Heard it).

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    The mission was simple: retrieve a potentially fatal poison and bring it back to headquarters. Eggsy just happens to be the world's biggest klutz and exposes himself to the not-so-deadly-but-definitely-an-aphrodisiac pollen. There's a lot Eggsy can deal with, even crazy sex pollen, but he isn't prepared for the aftermath of his mile high adventures with Harry. This wasn't exactly how Eggsy planned to confess his feelings to his former mentor.

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    Henry DeVere is everything Eggsy wants: a generous and sophisticated gentleman who actually seems to like Eggsy for himself.

    But Eggsy isn't stupid. Men like Henry don’t look for anything more from people like him.

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