harriet_vane
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It’s a really unfortunate thing, developing a crush on your husband. Wei Ying had assumed this would be easy. Lan Zhan had been so icy and unpleasant to him, it had never occurred to him that he might end up spending the next however many years with this dumb, burning feeling in his chest whenever he looks at him.
“Okay,” says Wei Ying. “But tell me if I…if the pretending gets to be too hard, okay?”
“It will not,” says Lan Zhan, quietly certain.
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Sylvain Gautier Would Love To Try To Solve All Your Problems Through Sex (Hey It Might Help) by Fall Out Boy by harriet_vane
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
18 Jan 2020
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Dorothea puts a hand on Sylvain’s forehead. “Are you okay? Did you catch something out there on the road with the Blue Lions?”
“He caught feelings,” says Ingrid.
“Oh noooo,” says Dorothea, “I hear that’s fatal.”
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In which Sylvain wakes up on the wrong tour bus, and refuses to be their sex therapist (unless Felix asks nicely)
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A fic based lightly on a reddit post— "I (21f) have a crush on my roommate (20f). I can't figure out if she actually likes me back or not or is just being friendly. She cooks for me and knows all my favorite foods, and brings me lunch. She buys me anything I want, and her family all joke about our wedding. I once fell asleep on her lap and when I woke up she was stroking my hair and I almost had a stroke. I can't figure out if she's flirting with me or not. Help!"
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Prompted: "THE FICS OF MY HEART would be a Band of Brothers modern au. Nix and Winters don't know each other until one night, Nix gets drunk and breaks into Winters' back yard to pet Winters' dog. Winters, being a Good Person and also not being entirely sure what else to do, lets Nix sleep it off on his sofa. Nix... never really leaves after that."
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Anon on tumblr asked: "Would you do a time stamp for the girl!Liam/Harry fic? I'd take anything. maybe of the future puppy? Or re-meeting the parents??" This is neither of those, sorry.
Harry tries to ask Liam a question. (Or: Almost unbearable schmoop.)
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Spies and Ninjas Universe by harriet_vane
Fandom: Bandom, My Chemical Romance, Panic At The Disco
15 Jan 2012
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Forever, Now by harriet_vane
Fandom: Bandom, my chemical, My Chemical Romance, Panic At The Disco
15 Jan 2012
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it's such a feelin' by sunsmasher
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
23 Dec 2019
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“Don’t worry about it,” he says. When Felix glares at him again, the only kind of eye contact he’s really capable of in times of distress, Sylvain smiles at him as sincerely as he knows how. “I mean it, everyone has a first time for everything. Do you want me to help?”
Felix frowns. “What?”
“Do you want me to help show you,” Sylvain replies, patient. “How to kiss.”
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29 Dec 2019
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Far from born again by mediest
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
26 Dec 2019
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The first gig Dorothea helps Sylvain land is an extended stunt cameo in a stoner flick, a chance to commit to self-parody, playing a washed-up child star turned weed dealer. The wardrobe department outfits him in sunglasses and Hawaiian shirts. He grows some scruff and behaves like an acerbic dirtbag for two weeks. “Pitch-perfect casting,” writes the Tribune. Says Entertainment Weekly: “A familiar face in a nearly unrecognizable performance, Gautier looks like he’s having so much fun being loathsome.”
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Ex-child actor Sylvain Jose Gautier makes a professional and romantic comeback.
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28 Dec 2019
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tell me it's real by astronomicallie
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
28 Nov 2019
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When Byleth decides Felix should be the Blue Lions' representative for the White Heron Cup, he's already plenty irritated. Then he realizes he hasn't danced in ages, and if he wants to actually win this thing (out of spite, honestly), he needs help. With Byleth nimbly stepping away from the responsibility, he's stuck figuring out which of the Lions would be best suited for the job.
Enter Sylvain, who's more than happy to take this arrow for the team and hopefully get brownie points with Professor. They just need to dance a couple times to ease Felix's rustiness, but things are never that simple, are they?
Now with an epilogue.
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25 Dec 2019
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keep you like an oath by astrid_fischer
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Series
21 Oct 2019
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Felix had argued vehemently, while Ingrid ripped the room apart to find clothing for them to wear and Sylvain listened at the cracked door to the soldiers downstairs informing the unimpressed brothel owner that they were conducting a routine search for spies from the Kingdom and would need access to all customer rooms, that there was no good reason he had to wear the costume and Sylvain got to keep (most of) his own clothes on.
Sylvain had—heroically, he thinks—refrained from saying either “You’re prettier” or “You’re so much smaller,” both of which are absolutely true and either of which would have earned him at least a minor stabbing.
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25 Dec 2019
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worth the wait to give you my heart by heyitsathrowaway
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
14 Sep 2019
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“Guess now Dimitri can freak out about the coronation instead,” Sylvain says. Felix makes a vague noise, like he’s done with talking, but Sylvain’s in a chatty mood. The war is over and Felix hasn’t insulted him yet this morning. Obviously it’s a day for miracles. Might as well bring it up now. “Mm, maybe you can finally do something about the way you’re always looking at him.” Complex plans don’t really go well with Felix grinding down against him, and anyway: with Felix, it’s usually just best to be straightforward.
Felix goes still above him. Sylvain slides a hand in his hair to try to pull him back down, but he won’t go. “Excuse me?”
“Oh, is this going to be a whole thing?” Sylvain asks. “Are we going to pretend you haven’t been head over heels for the guy since we were all the same height?”
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25 Dec 2019