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  1. Public Bookmark 95

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    “Charlie—She’s Charlotte, Charlotte Waugh—this is your teacher. He’s going to help you this year, and you’re going to help him. Can we say hi to Mr. Coldwater?" In which Eliot is pretty sure Quentin Coldwater, Kindergarten teacher, was made in a laboratory for single moms.

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    02 Aug 2020

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  2. Public Bookmark 82

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    “Well,” Alice clears her throat. “Um, if Q didn’t...actively wish for a baby, and it was more of an unconsciously manifested...desire, then I guess he wouldn’t have been too specific about it, and...he winds up with sort of the prototypical perfect baby.”

    Margo looks suspiciously at the baby and then at Quentin, eyes narrow. “So you’re saying this sap not only dreamed up Eliot’s magically spawned child, but he also specifically wanted, again, Eliot’s baby at peak cuteness?”

    Alice raises her shoulders once and quirks her lips as though saying, yeah, that’s basically it.

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    31 Jul 2020

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  3. Public Bookmark 23

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    25m Seeking Roommate

    Uhm, hi. My name is Quentin. I really need a roommate. Like ASAP. My best friend moved out, she’s going to grad school in Los Angeles. How freaking cool is that? Fuck. Sorry. I’m sure you don’t care. Oh wait. Can you even swear on Craigslist? Is that against the rules or whatever? Anyway, like I said, I desperately need a roommate. I live in a 2 bedroom apartment in Harlem. Your rent would be 900 a month and we’d split the utilities.

    Here’s my phone number if you’re interested or want a tour or whatever: (XXX) XXX - XXXX

    (pls don’t be creepy)

    Edited on May 2nd, 9:32 AM: (Apparently this needs to be said, but being creepy includes sending me dick pics at 2am. Yes, I’m calling you out Dave. You woke up my dog. Fuck you. Oh wait, to everyone else, I forgot to mention I have a pup in my original post? So uh if you’re allergic, you probably won’t wanna live with me. His name is Teddy though and he's very cute!)

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    30 Jul 2020

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  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Struggling filmmaker Rey Johnson gets a random text message from someone she’s positive is a spammer. A spammer, or maybe a bot. Definitely not a normal human person, in any case.

    And... well.

    She’s at least right about that.

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    30 Jul 2020

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  5. Public Bookmark 45

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    Quentin shook out the tension in his hands. He didn’t understand why it wasn’t getting any easier. For days on end he’d been trying to perfect the illumination spell the rest of his fellow First Years had nailed in a matter of hours. But no matter how he tried, Quentin couldn’t seem to make anything more than a spark.

    He didn’t know what was worse: that his discipline was apparently shit at magic, or that he’d been placed in the Physical Kids’ Cottage with his ex-whatever-the-hell-they’d-been-in-undergrad because the administration didn’t know what else to do with him. He couldn’t do shit about the latter, but he figured he could at least try and get the basics of magic down before Dean Fogg realized what a grave mistake he’d made in allowing Quentin into Brakebills to begin with.

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    The one where Quentin and Eliot are exes who had an intense D/s relationship in undergrad.

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    29 Jul 2020

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