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  1. Public Bookmark 53

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    It’s the end of the world, but Peter can’t complain. Not when his days start and stop with Stiles.

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    06 Jan 2019

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    “Boss, Peter Parker is currently vomiting in an Uber.”

    Tony stops walking.

    He closes his eyes. He pinches the bridge of his nose. “Is he wearing the suit?” he asks, sharp. What in blue fuck. He has to be, since Tony is getting this update. But that would make this a particularly difficult situation.

    “Yes, boss, but under his clothes. The driver is unaware he has Spiderman in his car.”

    Okay, better. A less difficult situation.

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    02 Dec 2018

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    “Peter?” he calls. “That you looming around in the dark and falling on your ass?”

    “Uh.” Peter’s voice. Two more meows.

    “Are you meowing at me?” Tony asks, weaving around the wet spots on the ground. “Is this happening? Is there something you wanna tell me?”

    “I’m—I’m not.”

    Tony narrows his eyes and turns the corner. Peter is splayed out on the third stair, in his Spiderman suit sans the mask, soaked to the bone. His hair is plastered to his forehead, he’s shivering, and he’s holding a gray cat clutched to his chest.

    Tony stares at him. Both Peter and the cat are looking at him, wide-eyed, and then the cat meows again, breaking the silence.

    “What’s happening right now?” Tony asks.

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    02 Dec 2018

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    Wherein Derek is a Hot Single Dad, possibly with a little case of martyrdom, and Stiles is the newest client at his publishing house who really just wants to make him happy. Preferably while they're both naked.

    He doesn’t get to talk to Stiles a whole lot - and it’s fine, it’s professional and polite, but there is a little something that lights up in him when he thinks about him, sees him. Derek’s life has been mostly about preschool and Big Hero 6 and extra-curricular activities for so long now that it’s a shock to the system when he finds himself pre-occupied with something so... adult.
    And there are many, many adult things on his mind where Stiles is concerned.

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    06 Nov 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    “You should try it out.”
    “Try what out.”
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    There's not much at hand to use for summoning that Andrew is willing to use. He hates summoning.
    This? Best summons ever.

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    29 Oct 2018