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  1. Public Bookmark 49

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    Neil’s current living situation is … complicated.

    Between his roommates’ badass rager parties and his neighbors’ constant barging into his apartment, Neil’s sure he can handle anything junior year throws at him

    That is, until someone leaves a passive-aggressive noise complaint on his door. Unfortunately for the second floor, Neil has skipped the passive and gone full aggressive.

    Or the Neighbors AU featuring post-finals parties, ill-timed fire alarms, and helpful campus squirrels.

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    26 Jul 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 24

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    The boy raises his voice, his glare melting into a sneer. “You’re nothing but a killer and a monster. You wouldn’t know anything about the gods.”
    Andreas stands straight at that, flicking his hand at the boy so that the water on his fingers flies off to hit him.
    “I know more about the gods than your priests,” he mutters lowly. “I’ve seen them.”
    More than seen, really. Andreas has talked with them, has grown up surrounded by the whims of the immortals who care not for the lives of mortals any more than as entertainment. They were part of him, part of Aeron too – the demigod twins born of a minor goddess.
    “So have I,” the boy says, low enough that he almost misses it.

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    25 Jul 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 44

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    Evans parties were the best: the brightest, the most intoxicating, the most shockingly indecent. He and Shar should get a yearbook award for that, never mind Most Likely to be Famous. Ryan could just see the principal handing out that certificate.

    Better, the title emblazoned across the top: Party Hosts Most Likely to Get You Laid.

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    21 Jul 2018

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    Chad folded in half in laughter, the rest of the guys whipped their heads around to stare at him in shock, and Ryan bit a tortilla chip primly. God, he loved having friends.

    He supposed that was what he should call the group of people he liked to mess with.

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    16 Jul 2018

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    “I was thinking about you. About this afternoon,” Derek growls.
    Stiles exhales slowly through his nose, because that’s not a place his mind needs to go.
    “And I was thinking about what you said… Last time we were alone here.”
    Eyes flying open, Stiles braces his hands against Derek’s chest and pushes him up. “Derek, my dad’s down the hall.”
    The grin Derek gives him is borderline ‘steal Christmas’ evil, and Stiles shakes his head quickly.

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    16 Jul 2018