20 Works by grue

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    Daniil survives the night by sticking to the rubbish bins.

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    Victor von Doom, to the shock of many, announces that he's got exclusive access to new StarkTech and that he's not afraid to use it to further the betterment of his people in Latveria.

    This is news to Tony, since he never gave him anything. He decides to go get his tech back, and Steve plus a few of the other Avengers-- whoever's around for Steve to drag into the Quinjet, basically-- come along for the ride.

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    "A Krogan, a Salarian, and a Vorcha walk into a bar," Garrus says to his audience of one.

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    "You're just as difficult as I imagined."

    Rochard widens his eyes. "You imagine me? What am I wearing?"

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    There's no pain when Finn wakes up from taking a lightsaber to the back, just a woozy swoop and dip from all the meds in his IV and his first time seeing a Wookie doctor. He's fully cognisant for all of ten minutes before they put him under again, and when they let him wake up this time the entire Resistance has moved house from D'Qar to D'Way.

    "You've got to be kidding me," he croaks at some pilot standing there, a short, light-skinned woman wearing long braids who looks like she wants to be anywhere else.

    "It was Poe's joke, don't piss on the messenger," she says, then wrinkles her nose in reconsideration. "Or throw your bed pan at me."

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    "It's probably a prank," Tony says. He's got his suit on and is taking scans, he doesn't really think this is a prank, but the dear Captain looks like he's going to sneeze blood in his fury so downplaying is the way to go.

    "It's a threat," Steve says. He's got that glare dialled up to eleven. Tony is pretty happy that it's not directed at him this time.

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    "I didn't do nothing," Moses blurts before he can stop himself. His pulse is pounding in his ears like it does in a fight. He wishes he had a weapon to defend himself with.

    Sam slowly drops her bag from how she was holding it like an over-hand bludgeon. When she bought a new purse she got this hard-sided thing that she can use as a weapon if needed. Pest adores it, but Moses thinks it looks like an ammo box on straps.

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    "Eyes up here, Ren," Hux snaps, then he notices something happening in Ren's wader things and becomes alarmed. "Did you stick a bloody torch down your trousers?"

    Ren blinks, looks down to check. "No, that's the Force."

    (Sequel to i'm a doctor today, i'm curing viewers by thousands. Yes, really.)

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    Perpetual Downpour: a moment in time and space where you'll never be able to keep a cigarette lit.

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    A Tarkin, a Hutt, and a First Order General walk into a cantina on Nor Shaddaa. We are now taking bets on which of the three get out of there alive.

    Direct sequel to build a war on your assistance.

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    Hux does not wince at the sight of a ragtag gathering of misfits who managed to successfully repel a First Order-sanctioned Planet Acquisition. But he wants to.

    "The General of the Resistance will not proceed with negotiations for a ceasefire unless Lord Ren is in attendance," the old Mon Calamari says. Organa is standing just behind his shoulder and glowering at the screen like a raging wall of righteous vengeance. Or like an upset mother.

    Hux cants his head a minutiae to the left and surreptitiously eyeballs Phasma. She shakes her head. He flicks his attention back to the holoscreen, grins with all his teeth at Organa's pinched face.

    "I'm afraid Lord Ren is currently in medical so a medroid can shove his intestines back into his abdomen. May I take a message?"

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    General Hux is busy picking up the pieces of his career after the implosion of Starkiller, but he makes the time to accept the cut off bits of corpses that Kylo Ren brings to him as courting gifts.

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    A man in an eyepatch is rakish. A woman in an eyepatch is an abomination.

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    That one time they go to a family reunion with Mom-- Dad stayed home, citing Irreconcilable Differences, which made her laugh-- an Aunt or something says loudly, "McGill men always did take to flights of fancy," while looking right at Jimmy and Chuck.

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    While Tony jets around in space, having shenanigans and adventures and a grand time, Steve is stuck on Earth casing a kindergarten for HYDRA activity.

    Life really isn't fair sometimes.

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    Literally "fall back" into crime, or in this case, the life once lived. So in other words, Max tripped.

    A post-Fury Road continuation.

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    Wherein there is an interesting spore developing in Bruce's laboratory fridge, Tony has malingering protocols numbering in the triple digits, Bucky's an evil little shit, and the team tries to get drunk off of Muppets Avengers Live!

    (Steve just wants to know why his counterpart is played by Big Bird.)

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    She wants to say Curiouser and Curiouser, but that would be cliché. Already used. Redundantly redundant. She's only a quarter-part mad, not halfway or completely around the bend. She can tell the difference between a proper statement and stating the obvious.

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    It's the day after Christmas, and no one in Hallowe'en Town knows what to do with themselves.

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    "Your youth is so appetising," she said to her once in a whisper thin hush. "I just want to lick you dry."

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