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  1. Rec 2

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    Goodnight finds out that the townsfolk walked out on Billy's knifework session. Goodnight is not pleased.

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    18 Jun 2018

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    “Tom,” Sara, the Senior Marketing Associate, said levelly, “if you don’t let me promote our bedroom product line using the Winter Soldier’s tweet reviews, I will quit. I will quit today. I will leave you high and dry with a junior marketing associate and an intern, Tom. The intern just started last week. He doesn’t even know how to work the copier yet.”

    The VP for Public Affairs rubbed his temples. “Sara.”

    She slapped a piece of paper onto his desk. “I already wrote my letter of resignation. You know what it says? It says that I cannot possibly do my job if I’m deprived of the best free publicity opportunity that has ever crossed my desk, and that will ever cross it again, in the form of one James Buchanan Barnes and his Supersoldier Fuckability Index.”

    (Bucky reviews IKEA beds. The marketing team responds.)

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    23 May 2018

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    I died, this is perfection.

  3. Rec 59

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    “Jesus,” he wheezes, when Steve lands on him like a fucking elephant. “Steve. Steve.” He points at the title bar on the screen. “You made a public service announcement about safety first? Have they met you?!”

    “Goddamit, Buck. Don’t watch it,” Steve whines, while plastered to his back like a leech.

    “I’m watchin’ it, Rogers. There’s no way I’m not watchin’ it. Plus you’ve got that hot little suit on. Shows off all your assets.” He reaches back with one hand and pats Steve’s… asset. “Now shut up. I wanna hear you lie through the skin of your teeth.”

    Steve mumbles something into Bucky’s back. It sounds a lot like: “Wait’ll you see the one about detention.”

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    16 May 2018

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    Bucky makes friends at the gym.

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    16 May 2018

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    Bucky was never actually Steve's boyfriend. No one bothers to explain this to Bucky. Bucky acts accordingly.

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    16 May 2018