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    “Okay. This week we’ll be tackling Neil Josten. He’s twenty-three years young, a 5’3 package of lean hunk and he was nominated by his close friends and neighbors Dan and Matt.”
    Andrew squints at the pretty standard description. “What’s the catch?”
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    “I’m sorry, you did what?”
    Matt gives a nervous smile as Dan repeats herself. “We signed you up for ‘Queer Eye’.

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    28 Sep 2022

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    30 year old professional Exy goalie Andrew has to get massages as part of his recovery from a stress injury, our favorite gorgeous idiot is the massage therapist, and Kevin Day is a pain in the ass...but not really.

    aka the massage therapist! Neil fic you didn't ask for but I promise you needed.

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    “Do tell him that we have enjoyed watching his team’s success in the American league, perhaps if he had joined Day’s team, he would have won the championship.”

    The translator’s lips twitched at the comment. “Petra wants you to know how much they have enjoyed watching your team’s success in the American leagues.”

    Andrew waits for the rest of the comment to follow. The translator seems set on editing, unfortunately. “Are they paying you well to play diplomat?”

    The comment is out before he can stop it. It seems to take the translator by surprise and his mouth twitches into a barely contained grin.

    “A certain amount of discretion is expected to keep international relations happy, yes.”

    Andrew is intrigued by his honesty. “Tell them that Day would pitch a fit if he knew they found time to watch another countries Exy team. If you have time to watch than you have time to practice, after all.”

    He translates perfectly with a smirk at being called out. Andrew watches him closely. If asked, he would say that this man posed a threat. In reality, he enjoyed the way he hadn’t backed down when being caught out.

    “Why am I here if you speak the language?” The translator asks in English.

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    28 Sep 2022

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    Neil is on a plane going far and away from his murderous father. He is on a plane with two rival sports teams. The plane is going down.

    Neil is stuck on an island. He is stuck on an island with two rival sports teams, and at least one of those teams is going full Lord of the Flies.

    Neil is fine being stranded on an island. At least he's away from his father. But how do any of these people know how to survive on a deserted island?

    Oh my god, none of these people know how to survive on a deserted island.

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    “C’mere,” Andrew says.

    “But the seat warmer,” Neil whines, even though he’s already unbuckling his seat belt and climbing over the center console.

    “My lap is warmer,” Andrew argues, even though Neil has already settled in it.

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