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    " Guillermo met his eyes across the courtyard, and for a moment the human was grave and resolute as a warrior in battle, resigned to his fate yet defiant to its circumstances. For a moment Nandor imagined this meeting as the start of a war rather than a courtship, and for that moment he felt as if he'd found his footing again.

    But then the human had done something outrageous.

    Then the human had smiled. "

    In the end, when all was said and done, the marriage of Nandor the Relentless and Guillermo de la Cruz would be remembered as a pivotal and defining moment in the history of human and vampiric society alike.

    In the beginning, however, it was mostly just a mess.

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    02 Dec 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 25

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    From user alovelylight on Tumblr’s post: “AU in which Guillermo is the front desk receptionist at Massive Fitness 24-hour Gym that Nandor so desperately wants to impress....”

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    30 Nov 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 35

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    Guillermo does Nandor the honor of accompanying him around the world, hoping that Nandor will see being a vampire in a new light.

    Nandor hopes taking Guillermo on this journey will make him appreciate his humanity.

    They both want what the other already has, not realizing that what they really need is each other.

    aka Nandor and Guillermo’s Excellent Adventure

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    30 Nov 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    Nandor tries very hard not to think about Things.

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    30 Nov 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    adj. Of, relating to, or characterized by sexual or romantic attraction to dumbasses.

    (alternate version of the coming out scene in S03E04 where Guillermo doesn't get interrupted)

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    29 Nov 2021

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    SPOILERS FOR SEASON 2 FINALE 'NOUVEAU THÉÂTRE DES VAMPIRES’

    “Don’t care what the fuck your name is. We had to pick up our own laundry!”

    The words tumble out of Nandor’s mouth before he can stop them, and he immediately realises two things.

    First, he definitely should not have said that. There were a myriad of phrases he could’ve and should’ve used, including - especially - ‘thank you’, but gratitude hasn’t been his overwhelming response to anything in almost 800 years of existence, so it wasn’t exactly easy to utilise now.

    (Also, Nandor reasons that he should be cut some slack given that he just witnessed his familiar - his soft-spoken, submissive, puny human familiar - slaughter an entire theatre of vampires like it was nothing. Excuse him if his brain was having trouble.)

    The second thing was that he was harder than he had ever been in his life, living or undead.

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    set immediately after the season 2 finale. i wrote this in a frenzy over two days on my phone...and it's the first fic i've written in over 12 years...and the first Naughty thing i've ever written....i just love this dumb show so much lmao anyway enjoy!!

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    29 Nov 2021

  7. Public Bookmark 59

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    Nandor wore his hair like a crown, in the absence of a real one. He took great pride in it, explaining to Guillermo over and over why long, thick, black hair was prized in Al Quolanudar. Servants used to vie for the privilege of combing it for him.

    Guillermo escalates his nightly routine of brushing Nandor's hair.

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    27 Nov 2021

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    The temperature goes up, the air conditioner goes out, and Nandor is reminded what it's like to be driven near mad with lust.

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    27 Nov 2021

  9. Public Bookmark 85

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    “It’s not even 11pm.” Guillermo crosses his arms. “I’m going to McDonald’s.”

    Nandor raises an eyebrow. “To eat?”

    “No, to do pilates,” Guillermo snarks. “Yes, to eat. You know, that silly thing humans have to do. Which I am, by the way. Still human! In case you had forgotten.”

    “Stop with this,” Nandor grumbles. And then, “Okay. I will come with you to the McDonald’s. I will get my going-out cloak.”

    Guillermo stares at Nandor, who is already turning to walk away. He stammers, “But… why?”

    Nandor whirls back around dramatically. “You are the one who wanted to ‘hang out’,” he snaps. “So stop with this questioning.” And then he’s off, stomping up the stairs in an unwarranted hurry.
     

    Or: Guillermo and Nandor try to navigate their "friendship" now that Guillermo is a cool vampire murderer. It's super.

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    27 Nov 2021

  10. Public Bookmark 17

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    Sometimes, a hug is exactly what is needed to heal a wound.

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    25 Nov 2021

  11. Public Bookmark 29

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    Nandor bestows upon Guillermo a treasured gift.

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    23 Nov 2021

  12. Public Bookmark 3

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    companion piece to it's been the ruin of many a poor boy

    A diary entry from Oswald Hendryks Cornelius detailing exactly, what, exactly, Nadja and Laszlo got up to with that one young man, whatshisname, Oswald.

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    22 Nov 2021

  13. Public Bookmark 26

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    Some people are just supposed to be vampires, you know?

    A character study detailing the trials and tribulations of an individual on a long, annoying quest for self-actualization.

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    22 Nov 2021

  14. Public Bookmark 6

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    The untold tale of how Nandor the Relentless "twice turned the Euphrates itself red with blood".

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    22 Nov 2021

  15. Public Bookmark 6

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    “This is the most humiliating thing I’ve experienced in my life,” Guillermo said. “Ever.”

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    22 Nov 2021

  16. Public Bookmark 33

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    The centuries carried him.

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    21 Nov 2021

  17. Public Bookmark 6

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    Set after 2x05 (“Colin’s Promotion”). Nandor attempts, for the second time, to give Nadja a genuine apology.

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    21 Nov 2021

  18. Public Bookmark 9

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    Set during 1x06 (Baron’s Night Out). Happiness, Nandor decided, could be found in the simplest of places, and there was no place he’d rather be at that moment than sitting in the lounge beside Laszlo, listening to Nadja and the Baron sing karaoke songs off-key.

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    21 Nov 2021

  19. Public Bookmark 5

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    When Shanice is invited to a slumber party by a certain group of Staten Island vampires, the last thing she expects is to be dealing with the complicated feelings she has towards her ex-roommate. But she isn't the only one whose feelings rise to the surface during the night's festivities.

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    21 Nov 2021

  20. Public Bookmark 25

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    The Baron comes back from the grave and nothing goes as planned for the Staten Island crew.

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    21 Nov 2021

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