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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    Adora, Prince Bow and Archer Glimmer come to Seaworthy to hire a ship to take them the see Prince Sea Hawk in Salineas... but they're not sure what to make of Captain Mermista.

    Retelling of The Sea Gate with Seamista and Glimbow swapped.

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    25 Nov 2021

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    “Uh, yeah, that sounds like a you problem.” She slammed her glass down and threw her foot up on the table, perfectly timed with the lightning from the storm outside. “You’re talking to the bitch who twice ran the 100-klick Galebreath Gauntlet in less than 10 klicks. I railed the straights of Serpentine so bad they’re gay as shit now. I once shot a man dead for singing a shanty before dawn and I have totalllllly fucked a siren. And because I can tell you're wondering, it’s not the leggings. My ass just naturally looks this good.”

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    “You aren’t allowed to play ABBA while you’re driving my car,” Mermista says, not even looking up from her phone. Sea Hawk still turns to pout at her before looking back at the road, which gets her to explain. “You get too into it and start doing the routine you and Bow have.”

    Sea Hawk continues to pout. “But what’s a road trip without ABBA?”

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    Sea Hawk and Mermista go on a road trip

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    23 Nov 2021

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    “CD Russian Roulette,” Mermista deadpans. “I almost wish I had the gun instead.” She pauses like she’s waiting for him to do something. “Well what are you waiting for? Stick one in.”

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    "In addition to physical privacy, the waterfall conveniently drowned out any noise that might be coming from behind it. That was the reason she’d invited Sea Hawk there today. The ONLY reason. Noise cancellation. After all, if she was going to do this she was NOT going to be overheard."

    In which Mermista, irritated at Sea Hawk's lack of communication whilst adventuring, decides to teach him Seagull.

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    10 Nov 2021

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    “No, flick your tongue. Flick it. Oh my god, like this.” He watched carefully as her tongue performed gymnastics in a way fanfiction writers would envy.

  4. Public Bookmark 46

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    It's not Princess Prom.

    War victory or not, some traditions stay traditions, and they've already decided that once every ten years is still a good allotment.

    But it is a ball, a ball that she is hosting, and Mermista is determined to look her best.

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    02 Nov 2021

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    She likes when they're matching, so sue her.

    The fact that this marks him unmistakably as hers is irrelevant.

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    AD: PLEASE CALL ME AND MAKE SURE I GO TO MY 8 AM CLASS TUES/THURS. I WILL LITERALLY PAY YOU. 555-0923-XXXX.

    (in which Mermista puts out an ad for someone to wake her up & ensure she goes to her biochem class & Sea Hawk responds)

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    28 Oct 2021

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    Like. Mermista didn’t even know she was into tall, lanky guys with perfect tanned skin and tousled hair and a fucking mustache, okay, but she’s into tall, lanky guys with perfect tanned skin and tousled hair and a fucking mustache. Even if it’s, like, seven in the morning, and he’s the one who woke her up.