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  1. Public Bookmark 20

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    Temptation was woven into Crowley stitch by stitch like a fine brocade; once, before the schism, before Heaven and Hell were even places, a seamstress had threaded temptation through him, laced desire and need and want and lust and love through his very core like She filled all her creations with various intrinsic properties. Larks can’t choose not to sing, and so too Crowley can’t choose not to sway his hips like that and lick his mouth with a tongue that seemed purposefully designed to instill sinful thoughts, and - dear God - tilt his head to the side and look at Aziraphale with those inviting, suggestive eyes that always seem to to say come home with me, angel, take my hand and let’s Fall together.

    Vignettes from 6000 years of pining, as told by Aziraphale.

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    19 Aug 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 28

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    “I, uhm,” Aziraphale said, voice soft, small, weak. He cleared his throat, bolstered up as much pride as his divine being contained and closed his eyes.
    “I never learned to sleep.”
    Silence. Heart-wrenching silence.
    “You what?”

     

    Aziraphale doesn't know how to sleep, which is an issue because boy does he need it. Crowley's something of an expert on the whole thing and is desperate to help his angel, although he's not totally sure how.
    Smol Zira, loving Crowley, wholesome sleepy content for my favorite ineffable boyos because I really can't help it.

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    15 Aug 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    Aziraphale calls for Crowley on the celestial plane, Crowley learns that invoking Enochian causes resonant frequencies. Crowley answers the call by appearing in Aziraphale’s bedroom to find the angel absolutely dripping with Lust. Aziraphale has discovered sex toys and is trying one out on himself, and he apparently can’t control his metaphysical reactions. Wings and fluff ensue.

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    15 Aug 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    The unfortunate thing about getting a bachelor’s degree in biology is that there’s not a whole lot the idiot who slaved away at university for four bloody years can do with it.

    It was by process of elimination that he found himself teaching secondary-school level science--- at a private, Catholic institution nonetheless.

    As bad as it initially sounds, this is where he meets Aziraphale: the philosophical religion teacher with sponge-cake hair and the softest smile (that he doesn't have a shot in hell at not falling in love with.)

    Maybe those nuns were right. God works in mysterious ways.

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    13 Aug 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    Every month, Beelzebub and Gabriel meet up for a performance review, to go over all of the things they do together that the other doesn’t like. It’s the best way to become better partners, after all.

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    08 Aug 2019