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  1. Rec 74

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    “Ahhh, I really like the - the lighting of the painting, you know?” Namjoon says. For some reason, he’s talking very loud considering Yoongi and Jimin are literally right in front of him. “And - and the detail. The attention to detail is really nice too.”

    “Really? I like the fat dick,” Jimin blurts with a grin, and Namjoon thinks he feels his soul leave his body.

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    the fic where tae makes a horny painting about namjoon and namjoon has a Crisis(tm)

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  2. Rec 93

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    “wait, wait, hold on,” taehyung manages in between peals of laughter, “you’re telling me you actually stole the pants right off some random adonis - ”

    “—i didn’t steal -”

    “ - and he just goes with it? oh, jeongguk, as if my day couldn’t get any better. this is beyond great. this is gold.”

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    (jeongguk never thought he would find himself begging a total stranger for their pants — ten minutes before an exam and in public, no less — but here he is. enter scene kim namjoon and his cozy sweatpants.

    and his legs. which jeongguk was definitely not staring at.)

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    08 Apr 2020

  3. Rec *

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    Kim Namjoon has a big dick, and Jeon Jungkook would like to see it, thank-you-very-much.

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    30 Mar 2020

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    “What the fuck!” he yells reflexively when he turns to the left and is confronted with the view of his hot tub and the distinctly person-shaped figure in it. 
     
    There is a person in his hot tub. 

    A person who is now screaming.

    “Oh my god!” the person screeches, and Namjoon squints at them with his frying pan raised in front of him. The person is a boy — a boy who looks to be in his early twenties, with wet, dark hair dripping over his forehead and big brown eyes that look like they should belong to a frightened animal. His hands are clutched over his mouth and he’s backed into the far corner of the hot tub, looking like he’s trying his very best to shrink out of existence.

     

    Or: Namjoon comes home to find a stranger in his hot tub. Shenanigans ensue.

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    28 Mar 2020

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    It’s shocking sometimes to remember that Jungkook, this overgrown puppy of a boy, is now an adult man who has casual sex and isn’t flustered by much anymore. Yeah, Namjoon was the one who taught Jungkook about sex (and god, he remembers wanting to die when Jungkook asked about the best way to give a girl oral, so he sent him to ask Seokjin instead) but it’s still bizarre to picture Jungkook giving someone bedroom eyes or biting down their neck.

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