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    Do you have a craving for Shrinkyclinks, Clintasha, fluffy smut, found families, AUs, and genuinely terrible sex jokes? Are you a member of the Daisy Johnson fanclub, and love Peggy Carter and/or soft, shy Bucky with a cute and badass Steve?

    My friend, do I have the tale for you.

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    See, here’s the thing: Steve has a problem.

    His problem is embodied in almost six feet of cocky smiles and toned muscles and tattoos and it starts three weeks into the school year when his life drawing professor announces that they’re finally moving onto studying the human form and says, “This is James. He’s going to be our first model.”

    And the guy steps up onto the platform in the middle of the room and undresses without a lick of self-consciousness, smirking all the while, and Steve thinks, Oh, hell.

    OR: Steve is an art student and Bucky is a figure model and a lot of pining happens.

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    18 Jun 2018

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    Bucky starts taking benzedrine to help him stay awake through his double shifts, but it has some unintended side effects.

    Steve is upset by this. Until he's not.

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    17 Jun 2018

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    In a world where magic came back and humans immediately adapted and turned it into just another tool, they soon learned one thing it couldn't do is heal. What it could do, however, is soul bond the sick or injured to another person as a way of creating something like healing.

    When sick-all-his-life Steve Rogers wins the lottery, he decides to spend his winnings on one thing: a BodyGuard, someone to share their strength and their health with him through a soul bond. He chooses Shield, because they're the very best in the business, and he chooses James Buchanan Barnes, because he thinks they'll be compatible. He turns out to be a little more right than he ever thought he'd be.

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    17 Jun 2018

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    Running into Bucky was a complete accident, but it's still Steve's fault. And that's just the beginning of his day.

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    17 Jun 2018

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    Bucky Barnes was just walking along the park and minding his own damn business when a bundle of blonde hair and skinny elbows slammed into him from above.

    In which Steve is being all noble and rescuing shit from trees of questionable stability and Bucky is the unsuspecting schmuck who happens to be passing under him.

    There’s a pick-up line for this. Right?

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    16 Jun 2018