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    Do you have a craving for Shrinkyclinks, Clintasha, fluffy smut, found families, AUs, and genuinely terrible sex jokes? Are you a member of the Daisy Johnson fanclub, and love Peggy Carter and/or soft, shy Bucky with a cute and badass Steve?

    My friend, do I have the tale for you.

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    "Are those new?" John blurts the question. It comes out a bit shouty. There's an edge to his voice.

    "Are what new?" Sherlock asks, holding the sheet music in his elegant hands.

    John gestures in the direction of Sherlock's lower half. His eyes are stuck, embarrassingly so, on the way the pyjamas sit, just a bit lower than usual, over Sherlock's arse, which is still bent over the desk.

    "Your pyjamas." Still too loud. He repeats himself, managing to lower his volume to something approaching normal: "Your pyjamas."

    I found out my friend Queenie digs pyjamas and dishevelled!Sherlock. So I wrote this for her.

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    04 Aug 2018

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    Summary: Loki’s idea of an – unintentional yet effectively hilarious – practical joke is to turn Tony into a 5-year-old. The remaining Avengers soon realize they may not be able to handle the boy-genius. While Thor hunts his brother down in order to turn Tony back to his older self, the rest of the team seeks help from a man who, in the past, was more of a father figure to Tony than Howard Stark himself: Edwin Jarvis.

    Written for: My card in Trope Bingo’s Round 1 (square: “kidfic”)

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    17 Jul 2018

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    In which Steve Rogers loses God and finds God and loses God, and also: Bucky.

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    16 Jul 2018

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    Tony has a broken wrist, a drugged supersoldier, and a kidnapper with delusions of supervillainy who is just competent enough to be annoying. Thank god he's also got some experience with these kinds of things and a team of superheroes waiting for some kind of signal to tell them where to go.

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    12 Jul 2018

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    Steve goes on a road trip to clear his head, but the other Avengers won't leave him alone.

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    12 Jul 2018