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    Matthew Murdock and Jessica Jones embark on the most terrifying adventure of their lives: parenthood.

    This is gonna be a shitshow.

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    Do you have a craving for Shrinkyclinks, Clintasha, fluffy smut, found families, AUs, and genuinely terrible sex jokes? Are you a member of the Daisy Johnson fanclub, and love Peggy Carter and/or soft, shy Bucky with a cute and badass Steve?

    My friend, do I have the tale for you.

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  3. Summary

    An ongoing series about soulmates, polyamory, time-travel, and weird glimpses into alternate universes - not necessarily in that order.

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    you can go home again - or maybe, it will come to you

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  5. Summary

    Stranger Things with daemons!

    Becomes canon divergent after season 3, because I'm not El and I don't have psychic powers.

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  1. Public Bookmark 21

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    “I’ve got to unpack all my stuff still.”

    “No, Peter,” she reaches out and catches his hand, so he sits back down. “Seriously, you might touch my boob again, or I might overhear you with your latest fling, or maybe you leave clothes on the bathroom floor. Whatever happens, I just wanted to set a precedent tonight that we don’t keep anything bottled up. We should be transparent. I don’t want any anger or tension or weirdness that could be solved with a simple conversation.”

    Peter nods, thoughtful. “I like that. You always were a thinker.”

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    No amount of conversations can prepare Peter and MJ for the Tension that comes from being Roommates.

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    12 Apr 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 34

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    “Long time no see,” she jokes.

    He lets out a laugh-like huff in agreement, “Yeah, for sure.” A pause, “You look—you look really good, Michelle.” MJ doesn’t miss the way his gaze leisurely travels over her, clearly checking her out, mostly because she does the same thing, her own gaze tracking from his eyes down the slope of his neck, following down his sternum peeking out through his undone collar and shirt buttons until she catches herself and snaps her gaze away from his chest and focuses back on his face instead.

    She has to resist the urge to tuck her hair behind her ears in response to his compliment, a juvenile reaction. Instead, she shrugs nonchalantly and gives him an easy smirk, “It’s the classic high school loner to college hottie pipeline; I got hot literally the day right after we graduated from Midtown.”

    Peter chuckles and shakes his head, then, in a quiet voice where MJ has to strain slightly to hear him, “You were always hot.”

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    Or: MJ reunites with her old High School crush nearly a decade since she last saw him. The two decide to take a chance and spend the weekend together, rekindling their old friendship and what could have been.

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    06 Apr 2021

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    But he never starts a conversation. With her, at least, though she can't really remember ever seeing Peter Parker start a conversation, except maybe with Ned but she doesn't count that.

    She's very observant, she notices these things, stacks them away, carefully adding and organizing information, fitting together tiny pieces of a cosmic puzzle. She's not obsessed with him. She just notices things.

    (Well, she is a little obsessed with him which is the root of this whole problem.)

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    25 Mar 2021

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    Holy shit, Rhodey thought. Tony’s a dad.

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    23 Mar 2021

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    “That was a disaster. The press is having a field day.”
    “It wasn’t my fault,” Tony defends. “That Spider-Guy never knows when to shut up. He distracted me.”
    “Your reputation took a blow,” Pepper tells him. “Which will be fixed, of course. I’ve already set it up.”
    “Set what up? What, am I going to make flower arrangements with the elderly?”
    Pepper slides a piece of paper towards him. “Try an orphan. His name is Peter Parker. His biggest dream is to meet you. But…” She hesitates.
    “But?”
    “Apparently he doesn’t talk much. Sometimes not at all. Trauma-related.”
    “A smart kid who doesn’t talk? Perfect combination. If only all my employees were like that.”
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    Or: Between Peter Parker barely speaking, and Spider-Man being the ultimate chatterbox, how was Tony ever supposed to figure out that they were one and the same person?

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    19 Mar 2021