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a lover and a fighter (but i ain't no fool) by aw marvel no (getoffmysheets)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
11 May 2021
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The one where Peter dreads going on a class trip to his own fucking house thank you very much, Flash Thompson is a garden variety asshole, MJ has a secret or several, and Steve Rogers breaks the internet (kind of maybe accidentally on purpose). Not necessarily in that order.
My not-exactly-a-field-trip fic featuring: soulmates, Natasha being a very excellent mom-spider, MJ drinks tea and knows things, Wanda being the big sister everyone should have, the internet's justified adoration of Peter Parker, Bucky and Steve speaking Gaelic, and the Avengers being a large, weird and delightful family together.
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- Part 5 of Lovers and Fools
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and made of silk and steel by aw marvel no (getoffmysheets)
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), Jessica Jones (TV), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 May 2021
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"Yeah? What do I smell like, Murdock?" she said sharply, her tone its most challenging. "Come on, you know what it is. Just say it."
It came out all in one breath. He'd been trying to ignore it, trying to breathe past it the whole time, telling himself that couldn't possibly be what that sickly sweet smell was. "Dead bodies."
AKA Devil-Dad and Super-Mom: the Sequel!
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- Part 2 of born of hell('s kitchen)
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whereof are you made? by sure sure (getoffmysheets)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jan 2021
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Lucius should have been a bit more concerned that she was likely to take after Andromeda rather than Bellatrix.
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my heart is a lonely hunter by sure sure (getoffmysheets)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
28 Nov 2020
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It's snowing, and Billy is beautiful, and it's heartbreaking. Steve doesn't know what to do with himself, it takes his breath away.
So he does the only thing he really wants to do: he kisses him.
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- Part 14 of Red in Tooth and Claw
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corpus delicti
Latin: "body of the crime"
noun (law): the set of facts and evidence which serve as proof that a crime has taken place, such as the corpse of a murder victimStranger Things
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born of hell('s kitchen) by aw marvel no (getoffmysheets)
Fandom: Daredevil (TV), Jessica Jones (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
02 May 2021
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Matthew Murdock and Jessica Jones embark on the most terrifying adventure of their lives: parenthood.
This is gonna be a shitshow.
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all the pleasures prove by aw marvel no (getoffmysheets)
Fandom: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
15 Sep 2019
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Do you have a craving for Shrinkyclinks, Clintasha, fluffy smut, found families, AUs, and genuinely terrible sex jokes? Are you a member of the Daisy Johnson fanclub, and love Peggy Carter and/or soft, shy Bucky with a cute and badass Steve?
My friend, do I have the tale for you.
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Lovers and Fools by aw marvel no (getoffmysheets)
Fandom: Daredevil (TV), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Jessica Jones (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
11 May 2021
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An ongoing series about soulmates, polyamory, time-travel, and weird glimpses into alternate universes - not necessarily in that order.
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run long, roam far, return soon by sure sure (getoffmysheets)
Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
04 May 2020
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you can go home again - or maybe, it will come to you
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Stranger Things with daemons!
Becomes canon divergent after season 3, because I'm not El and I don't have psychic powers.
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“I’ve got to unpack all my stuff still.”
“No, Peter,” she reaches out and catches his hand, so he sits back down. “Seriously, you might touch my boob again, or I might overhear you with your latest fling, or maybe you leave clothes on the bathroom floor. Whatever happens, I just wanted to set a precedent tonight that we don’t keep anything bottled up. We should be transparent. I don’t want any anger or tension or weirdness that could be solved with a simple conversation.”
Peter nods, thoughtful. “I like that. You always were a thinker.”
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No amount of conversations can prepare Peter and MJ for the Tension that comes from being Roommates.
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Bookmarked by sure sure (getoffmysheets)
12 Apr 2021
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the weekend by tvfanatic97 for spideysmjs
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Mar 2021
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“Long time no see,” she jokes.
He lets out a laugh-like huff in agreement, “Yeah, for sure.” A pause, “You look—you look really good, Michelle.” MJ doesn’t miss the way his gaze leisurely travels over her, clearly checking her out, mostly because she does the same thing, her own gaze tracking from his eyes down the slope of his neck, following down his sternum peeking out through his undone collar and shirt buttons until she catches herself and snaps her gaze away from his chest and focuses back on his face instead.
She has to resist the urge to tuck her hair behind her ears in response to his compliment, a juvenile reaction. Instead, she shrugs nonchalantly and gives him an easy smirk, “It’s the classic high school loner to college hottie pipeline; I got hot literally the day right after we graduated from Midtown.”
Peter chuckles and shakes his head, then, in a quiet voice where MJ has to strain slightly to hear him, “You were always hot.”
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Or: MJ reunites with her old High School crush nearly a decade since she last saw him. The two decide to take a chance and spend the weekend together, rekindling their old friendship and what could have been.
Bookmarked by sure sure (getoffmysheets)
06 Apr 2021
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if i roll my eyes it means i love you by AppleJuiz
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
24 Jul 2017
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But he never starts a conversation. With her, at least, though she can't really remember ever seeing Peter Parker start a conversation, except maybe with Ned but she doesn't count that.
She's very observant, she notices these things, stacks them away, carefully adding and organizing information, fitting together tiny pieces of a cosmic puzzle. She's not obsessed with him. She just notices things.
(Well, she is a little obsessed with him which is the root of this whole problem.)
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- Part 1 of the L in Love stands for Loser
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Bookmarked by sure sure (getoffmysheets)
25 Mar 2021
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Holy shit, Rhodey thought. Tony’s a dad.
Bookmarked by sure sure (getoffmysheets)
23 Mar 2021
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Good publicity by Bergen
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
22 Mar 2020
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“That was a disaster. The press is having a field day.”
“It wasn’t my fault,” Tony defends. “That Spider-Guy never knows when to shut up. He distracted me.”
“Your reputation took a blow,” Pepper tells him. “Which will be fixed, of course. I’ve already set it up.”
“Set what up? What, am I going to make flower arrangements with the elderly?”
Pepper slides a piece of paper towards him. “Try an orphan. His name is Peter Parker. His biggest dream is to meet you. But…” She hesitates.
“But?”
“Apparently he doesn’t talk much. Sometimes not at all. Trauma-related.”
“A smart kid who doesn’t talk? Perfect combination. If only all my employees were like that.”
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Or: Between Peter Parker barely speaking, and Spider-Man being the ultimate chatterbox, how was Tony ever supposed to figure out that they were one and the same person?- Language:
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Bookmarked by sure sure (getoffmysheets)
19 Mar 2021