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He heard the sound of Naruto hooting and cheering like someone emerging from a deep pool of water after a long period submerged below: jarring and sudden. Naruto, the Kazekage’s own siblings, and Sakura’s other yearmates clapped and at least attempted some level of enthusiasm but most people in the audience simply applauded with bare politeness. Feeling the tremble that vibrated through Sakura’s body, Gaara kept his face mild rather than revealing the reflexive grimace that wanted to show itself in his face.
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you say go big (but i just wanna go home) by sure sure (getoffmysheets)
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Boruto (Anime & Manga)
22 Dec 2023
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How I Met Your Mother: Ninja Style, featuring such fantastic romance such as: lying about your identity, first kisses, teenage groping, resurrecting your ancestors for fun and profit, consensual kidnapping, eye trauma, light torture, attempted murder, actual murder, and...like, happily ever after, I guess?
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with nothing but a heart of gold, a child's soul by sure sure (getoffmysheets)
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), Jessica Jones (TV), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
21 Oct 2023
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Your favorite all-leather squad is here, they're back, and they are not trying to save the day. They are, however, going to save one little boy - or fucking die trying. And maybe, possibly, also save themselves.
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- Part 5 of born of hell('s kitchen)
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reductio ad ridiculum by sure sure (getoffmysheets)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Apr 2023
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Honestly if you really thought about it, this was all Hermione's fault.
Featuring: dice games, human bones, haunted houses, mending broken things, horseplay with a toddler, smoking, scotch, rough sex, tender feelings, and lots of Harry obsessing over Draco's forearms.
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- Part 1 of rambler, gambler
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whereof are you made? by sure sure (getoffmysheets)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Mar 2023
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Lucius should have been a bit more concerned that she was likely to take after Andromeda rather than Bellatrix.
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born of hell('s kitchen) by aw marvel no (getoffmysheets), sure sure (getoffmysheets)
Fandom: Daredevil (TV), Jessica Jones (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Defenders (Marvel TV)
21 Oct 2023
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Matthew Murdock and Jessica Jones embark on the most terrifying adventure of their lives: parenthood.
This is gonna be a shitshow.
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Stranger Things with daemons!
Becomes canon divergent after season 3, because I'm not El and I don't have psychic powers.
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run long, roam far, return soon by sure sure (getoffmysheets)
Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
29 Jan 2023
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you can go home again - or maybe, it will come to you
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Short snippets post season-3 in which Billy didn't die but 'alive' might be the wrong word for it, too.
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shadows in the sun rise by Yuu_chi
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jan 2020
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“Wei Ying,” Lan Wangji says, voice slow and a pitch too quiet. A second later Wei Wuxian understands why. “I cannot hear.”
Or; Lan Wangji is cursed into internal isolation. Their ability to understand one another remains as unwavering as ever.
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Bookmarked by sure sure (getoffmysheets)
18 Mar 2024
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Wrong Turn, Right Place by diamondbruise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
15 May 2021
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Fuck, he had totally walked into a set, hadn’t he? The beautiful, ethereal looking actor in his period piece outfit was pissed and waiting to tear him a new one, if the expression was any clue.
One moment the man was up, and then, the next second, he had gracefully jumped from the wall in front of Wei Ying, who, only by the strength of his will, did not scream in alarm.
He did yelp a little. But very manfully.
“No entry after sunset,” said the man, and his voice was deeper than Wei Ying could’ve guessed. “How did you get past the wards?”
or, modern!wwx takes a wrong turn and ends up in the cultivation world
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- Part 1 of Fated Meetings
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Bookmarked by sure sure (getoffmysheets)
18 Mar 2024
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beneath six layers of silk by darkredloveknot (enheduane)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Mar 2020
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While exorcising a haunting, Lan Wangji gets cursed with a brand of honesty, and is forced to speak his every thought out loud.
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Bookmarked by sure sure (getoffmysheets)
15 Mar 2024
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To Deliver an Heir by cerbykerby
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
13 Mar 2024
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Today's thought is omega Wei Wuxian defying the odds and becoming an imperial physician—a position usually reserved for betas and alphas.
So imagine his stress when he's tasked with caring for emperor Lan Wangji's concubines and maximizing the chances of an heir.
(this is originally a threadfic and has been converted to AO3)
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- Part 1 of cerbykerby's MDZS threadfics to AO3
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Bookmarked by sure sure (getoffmysheets)
14 Mar 2024
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Xie Lian gets a glimpse of its eye: a hot coal set deep into unearthly, marble-like skin, onyx pupil blown so wide with bloodlust it threatens to swallow the red iris entirely. A mouth full of entirely too many teeth, extended incisors bared like daggers. Rust smeared down the pale line of its throat.
A vampire. A feral vampire.
Looking at him like a feast set out before a starving man.
While wandering the mortal realm, Xie Lian stumbles upon a hungry vampire who, curiously, seems reluctant to drink from him.
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Bookmarked by sure sure (getoffmysheets)
08 Mar 2024