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    Matthew Murdock and Jessica Jones embark on the most terrifying adventure of their lives: parenthood.

    This is gonna be a shitshow.

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    Stranger Things with daemons!

    Becomes canon divergent after season 3, because I'm not El and I don't have psychic powers.

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    you can go home again - or maybe, it will come to you

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    Short snippets post season-3 in which Billy didn't die but 'alive' might be the wrong word for it, too.

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    “Wei Ying,” Lan Wangji says, voice slow and a pitch too quiet. A second later Wei Wuxian understands why. “I cannot hear.”

    Or; Lan Wangji is cursed into internal isolation. Their ability to understand one another remains as unwavering as ever.

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    18 Mar 2024

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    Fuck, he had totally walked into a set, hadn’t he? The beautiful, ethereal looking actor in his period piece outfit was pissed and waiting to tear him a new one, if the expression was any clue.

    One moment the man was up, and then, the next second, he had gracefully jumped from the wall in front of Wei Ying, who, only by the strength of his will, did not scream in alarm.

    He did yelp a little. But very manfully.

    “No entry after sunset,” said the man, and his voice was deeper than Wei Ying could’ve guessed. “How did you get past the wards?” 
     

    or, modern!wwx takes a wrong turn and ends up in the cultivation world

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    18 Mar 2024

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    While exorcising a haunting, Lan Wangji gets cursed with a brand of honesty, and is forced to speak his every thought out loud.

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    15 Mar 2024

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    Today's thought is omega Wei Wuxian defying the odds and becoming an imperial physician—a position usually reserved for betas and alphas.

    So imagine his stress when he's tasked with caring for emperor Lan Wangji's concubines and maximizing the chances of an heir.

    (this is originally a threadfic and has been converted to AO3)

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    14 Mar 2024

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    Xie Lian gets a glimpse of its eye: a hot coal set deep into unearthly, marble-like skin, onyx pupil blown so wide with bloodlust it threatens to swallow the red iris entirely. A mouth full of entirely too many teeth, extended incisors bared like daggers. Rust smeared down the pale line of its throat.

    A vampire. A feral vampire.

    Looking at him like a feast set out before a starving man.

    While wandering the mortal realm, Xie Lian stumbles upon a hungry vampire who, curiously, seems reluctant to drink from him.

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    08 Mar 2024