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  1. Public Bookmark 32

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    “Are you a monster, Taehyung?”

    Something about Jungkook’s tone must have intrigued Taehyung because he looked up, his jacket slipping just a bit off his shoulders.

    “I try to be.”

     

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    [In which Seokjin runs a magic-afflicted AirBnB in the middle of nowhere in rural Japan, Jungkook is cursed with terrible bad luck and is spending his gap year getting into messes, and Taehyung just wants to cause trouble.]

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    13 Aug 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 28

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    Cadenza (kəˈdɛnzə)

    Noun
    1. a virtuoso solo passage occurring near the end of a piece of music, formerly improvised by the soloist but now usually specially composed.
    2. South African slang
    a fit or tantrum

    ‘Because–’ Yoongi starts, but realises his tone is loud and harsh and that’s giving Namjoon exactly what he wants. So he takes a deep breath and another elongated sip of whiskey before starting again. ‘Look he's a classical musician, right? They're always dickheads. Just because their parents paid through the nose to get someone to teach them “Every Good Boy Deserves Food”. You can’t just buy talent. Fucking wankers.’

    'Wait, didn't you use to take piano lessons?' Namjoon smirks.

    'Yes, but I’m a wanker with talent.'

    Namjoon nods. ‘I know. I’ve walked in on you too many times. Impressive.’

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    10 Aug 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 85

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    Min Yoongi is an art director with zero tolerance for bullshit, looking for ultimate perfection in everything he creates.
    Kim Taehyung is the co-owner of a vintage fashion boutique who talks to clothes and learns magic from Tumblr.

    It’s a match made in the depths of hell.

     

    [“Taehyung-ah,” Seokjin says, wily and soft, “You’re not scared of meeting Yoongi, are you?”
    Taehyung knows this is bait. Seokjin knows this is bait. Even Yeontan, running circles around Taehyung now, knows this is bait.
    His angry brows are very expressive, and right now they’re saying 'don’t take the bait, don’t be a stupid fish.'
    Taehyung's a stupid fish.]

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    10 Aug 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 31

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    With his family relocated from Gwangju to New Jersey, Jung Hoseok is out of his element in more ways than one. A new school, with barely any time at all left in the school year; a new group of friends, so different from the ones he left behind; and a crush, on someone he wouldn’t have ever dreamed of. A crush on another he.

    Life in America isn’t the problem—it’s the boys.

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    07 Aug 2018

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    “Bowtruckles,” Yoongi announces with grandeur, “Can suck my dick.”

    The Hufflepuff table is next to the Slytherins; Hoseok looks over and winks, along with Jimin’s second-year friend (Taesung? Taehyung?) but a group of girls giggle, and one of the Hufflepuff prefects rolls his eyes, piecrust stuck to his chin.

    “Just because the bowtruckles can suck your dick doesn’t mean they will,” says Gerry.

    “Bowtruckles have caused me so much emotional damage in the last hour that they should suck my dick just to make up for it.”

     

    Or, Yoongi goes to Hogwarts, and meets Jeongguk, and grows up.

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    31 Jul 2018