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    My contributions to the Thiam Half Birthday 2018. Enjoy!

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    Oneshot series. Follows the happenings of the books. Harry is fucked at every opportunity and he enjoys every minute of it.

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    In the middle of their second year, Draco and Harry discover they're soulmates and do their best to keep it a secret from everyone.

    Their best isn't perfect.

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    “Are you trying to get killed, Potter?” Malfoy drawls, stalking forward. Quick as a serpent himself, he reaches out and grabs the snake just below the head. It thrashes in his grip, but is no longer able to bite anyone. “This is a poisonous snake, and I doubt anyone brought a bezoar with them.”

    Harry glares. He opens his mouth, and feels the beginning the snake’s language pass his lips, and this isn’t what he wants, what’s the point of insulting Malfoy if he can’t understand him –

    Malfoy’s eyes widen. He slaps his hand over Harry’s mouth, “Potter, what the hell–”

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    (Now with a TV Tropes page!)

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    27 Feb 2019

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    "Looks like you got here just in time," Jace the Personal Trainer says, gaze dragging up from the soles of Simon's ratty Converse to the fluff of his un-brushed hair. "You know video games aren't cardio, right?"

    AU in which Jace is Simon's personal trainer.

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    10 Sep 2018

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    Mostly based on this prompt: Theo shows up at Liam’s house in the middle of the night covered in small cuts and bruises but he won’t say what happened, so instead of pushing it too much Liam just helps clean his face and lets him take his bed for the night. In the morning Theo’s gone, but when Liam turns up for school he finds out exactly what happened - some guy made a comment about Liam that Theo didn’t like and they got into a fight. How dare Theo be all attractive and loyal and defend his honour without even telling him?!

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    04 Aug 2018

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    “At least your puppies knock first,” Stiles snorts. “Here I thought their alpha raised them to be well-mannered.” 



    “There’s a sign,” Derek responds stiffly. 



    Stiles, whose curiosity outweighs even his hardest of grudges, abandons his chilly façade of nonchalance in a heartbeat. He jumps right up and all but pushes Derek out of the way in his effort to get to the window, and sure enough when he leans outside there’s a laminated strip of cardstock duct taped to the vinyl siding: 



    DON’T FORGET TO KNOCK Stiles gets cranky when we scare him

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    Or, in which Stiles Stilinski moves to Beacon Hills for his junior year of high school and accidentally adopts a pack of teenage werewolves.

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    03 Aug 2018

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    After the events with Deucalion and Jennifer Blake, Derek goes on a search for his biological family. He, Stiles, and Cora head to New York City to try to find the family he doesn’t remember. It turns out that there was a lot to his adoption that he never knew.

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    30 Jul 2018