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    Crowley gets an unusual summoning… and a new pet/minion of chaos.

    Inspired by a meme: Ouija board rugs: it's all fun and games until the Roomba accidentally summons a demon...

    I'm sure you can all see where this is going. Anyhow this was intended as a one off short comedy, but then between me, CynSyn and several other Good Omens fan friends and my other half, we came up with so many more ridiculous shenanigans that Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley's demonic hellspawn can get up to together that I decided to make this a weekly updated series. I'll add new chapters every other Tuesday until I run out of material.

    THERE IS *NO* END POINT TO THIS FIC, IT IS AN *ONGOING SERIES* SO FEEL FREE TO DIP IN!

    They'll be short chapters/vignettes easy to read while waiting for the bus/in your lunch break/before bed.

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    20 Oct 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 73

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    Aziraphale and Crowley, having successfully prevented Armageddon, think they will settle down to a quiet existence of enjoying worldly pleasures and each other’s company.

    Heaven, Hell, and God Herself have other plans. One of them is Ineffable and it is only halfway finished…

    Title from Matthew 5:44

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    05 Apr 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 42

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    Crawly's first friend on Planet Earth was Aziraphale--but his second, in Jerusalem of 1231 BC after a heartbreaking fight with the angel, was a houseplant.

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    22 Mar 2020

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    Sherlock felt a tingle of nervousness and excitement travel down his spine. He wasn’t lying when he said he normally doesn’t do this, invite practical strangers back to his flat, or in this case his hotel room, but something about John tugged at him in a way that felt instantly familiar. It was as if they had already known each other for a lifetime, and that first kiss was just their bodies’ way of reconnecting after so long apart. Even now, walking side by side on the ancient street felt comfortable in a way he didn’t even realize he craved. It was a delicious, heady feeling, compounded every time he swayed a little too close to John’s body.

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    31 Dec 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 64

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    Set shortly after season three ends, this series follows the romantic relationship of Alec Hardy and Ellie Miller, beginning with their first time.

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    02 Dec 2019

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