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    This series is quite self explanatory when you look at the tags of the fics. It’s a series of fics that are twitter aus, simple.

    Except it is not canon-compliant.

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    During the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo dies. On the other side, he's met by the Essence of the Universe - and they are not pleased with this turn of events. Deciding to send Bilbo back, they give him two advantages: knowledge, and strength.

    Bilbo is born as a dragon of the First Age with all the memories of the hobbit Bilbo Baggins. First, he has to survive several thousand years as a dragon... and then, when he's finally a hobbit again, he has to deal with keeping his identity secret while traveling with the Company of thirteen dwarves. With guilt eating him up and worry of the future gnawing at his bones, Bilbo sets off for the March of Erebor. He can only hope he won't fall for a certain dwarven king on his way there... again.

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    27 Nov 2020

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    Fill for this prompt:

    Do you know the real reason hobbits live quietly in the Shire?

    It's because all the other races banded together and banished them from the world's conflicts.

    It just wasn't FAIR! Hobbits were tiny, adorable, and downright vicious with any weapon they picked up! No one else got to have any fun!

    So the hobbits were disqualified and sent to live peaceful lives in the Shire; thus the battles of Middle Earth became a lot more bloody and a whole lot longer.

     

    Bonus: It wasn't just the Men, Elves, and Dwarves that kicked them out; the Goblins, Orcs, and other evil beings fully agreed with the disqualification.

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    26 Nov 2020

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    For the fill on hobbitkink.

    Dwarf hair is different, okay?

    Cultural shock and confusion with strangely funny results. Also a thread of understanding between two confused parties and a little comb that is more precious than whole Erebor.

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    26 Nov 2020

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    From the kink meme: In the aftermath of the BoFA, nobody dies, and Bilbo is allowed to stay at Erebor until he's healed. Thorin acts like he did at the start of the journey, and some dwarves take their cue from him. The situation escalates, and Thorin ends up feeling responsible and guilty.

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    26 Nov 2020

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    When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.

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    23 Nov 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    HOLY FUCK THIS IS SUCH A GOOD STORY ITS WORTH IT READ IT IF YOU LIKE THE HOBBIT OH MY GOD