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    How two undesirables from a shitty foster home in Texas murdered their way across the Midwest, how they became swallowed up in each other past the point of no return, and how they stumbled upon the dragon at the end of the road.

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  1. Public Bookmark 28

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    Richie Tozier's taken up writing his own material for once, and it could absolutely ruin him

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    17 Nov 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Zevran receives nine offers to assassinate the King of Ferelden and declines them all

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    15 Oct 2019

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    From a prompt on the DA kink meme WAY back in the day:
    "Alistair got hit by an unusual darkspawn spell which was slowly draining his will from him. Zevran runs to interfere/break it and some cross-wiring happens.
    The backlash of the spell is that Zevran can hear Alistair's thoughts.
    All of his thoughts.
    Zevran is all set to have a good laugh over this (naturally he hasn't *told* Alistair that he can do this)... except how Alistair can't seem to stop thinking about *him*.
    I want to see Zevran squirm, blush, and generally feel ...studied under a microscope. The potential for honesty!kink is high here.
    Bonus for emotional, sexual(slash) *and* true-friendship developments. "

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    15 Oct 2019

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    He thought he’d hidden these feelings from himself, stowed them away in some dark corner and learned not to think about it. But the second Eddie peeked in from around the corner at the Jade and looked at Richie with those big, limpid pools of Christmas Orphan meets Bambi, and started rambling about gluten and cashews, it all came flooding back into focus. Richie has loved Eddie so long that it’s become an ache that goes beyond reason.

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    08 Oct 2019

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    (it's more likely than you think)

    Warlock "Lockie" Dowling summons a demon.

    Or, he buys a book off a suspiciously familiar bookseller and is convinced into demon summoning.

    It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    25 Aug 2019