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  1. Public Bookmark 42

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    Bruce seriously, genuinely, really, really, really hates Batburger. But his kids love it, so here he is. Again.

    Tired Batdad fluff.

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    06 Oct 2022

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    Bruce: How do I unadopt a child?

    Lucius: Please just fill out the paperwork I gave you.

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    Damian discovers Bambi. Dick, recognizing when a strategic retreat is needed, throws Bruce at the upcoming problem.

    Bruce, unsurprisingly, is less than thrilled by this series of events.

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    06 Oct 2022

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    Well-behaved boy (10) is looking for big brother (11-15). Must meet up with me three times a week, for at least two hours each. Overall duties include helping me with homework, playing videogames with me, and showing me how to play catch. 10$ per hour.

     

    Tim, lonely and in desperate need of company, decides that if his parents are not going to give him a sibling, he's going to hire one instead. Luckily, Jason Todd-Wayne shows up in the nick of time.

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    06 Oct 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 34

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    Bruce remembers the first time each of his kids told him they loved him.

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    06 Oct 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 53

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    Bruce turned to properly face Duke. “I’m sorry I wasn’t here when you were awake, but if you want to talk now….”

    Duke groaned, falling back onto the pillows. “Aren’t you supposed to be the emotionally constipated adult who just leaves things alone?”

    “I’m trying this new thing out,” Bruce said dryly, “where I try to be supportive of emotionally constipated children.”

     

    (Duke is kinda going through it. He has to accept he doesn't have to go through it alone.)

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