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    Stiles pulls up in front of a big, old house, where the back half is still looking charred and burnt. It gives the whole place a sort of depressed and haunted feel, but well, Stiles is here for a job, so he ignores it and slams the door on his old jeep, trying not to acknowledge how decrepit it looks right beside the guy’s sleek black camaro, and makes his way towards the steps leading up to the porch.

    He barely manages to knock before the door is ripped open and there, in the door, stands the most gorgeous guy Stiles thinks he’s ever seen. He’s like a whole other level of hot, so much that he should be in the freaking Guinness Book of Records for most gorgeous face and perfect stubble ever!

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    When Stiles digs the cyborg out of the junkyard, his main hope is that it'll do his chores for him. He definitely doesn't expect it to have attitude, demand to be called Derek, or have a serious ulterior motive.

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    25 Apr 2018

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    Stiles gets a massage. And then some.

    Alternatively: in which Stiles' mouth gets him into trouble, again and again.

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    25 Apr 2018

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    The whole palm-reading ability thing was not something that was ever on Stiles' radar (or the D&D-style stat sheets he'd made up for everyone after the cave adventure of senior year). He can manipulate mountain ash, sure, and the occasional spell if it's simple enough, but any trace of precognitive abilities? Nada. Instead, he gets the occasional glimpse at people's palms and learns way more than he needs to know about strangers - that the waitress at his favorite pizza place has about six months to live, and the mail carrier's ten days from meeting his soul mate - stuff that has absolutely no bearing on Stiles' life and, honestly, is of no use to him whatsoever.

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    25 Apr 2018

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    There's a lot of screaming going on inside the first house Stiles visits. He isn't really worried, because it sounds like kids, but then the door opens and hi, says his dick, because the dude in front of him is gorgeous, built like a god with a face like thunder. Stiles wants to lick that solid jaw line. Hold the fuck on, says his cop brain, because the dude's got kids hanging all over him; one's on his back, skinny legs looped around his waist, and another two hanging off one arm, toes barely brushing the ground. There's a tubby toddler clinging to his leg like a koala, and he's got a baby tucked into the crook of the one arm that doesn’t have kids hanging off it. Stiles' mouth drops open.

    "How many of those kids did you kidnap?" he asks before he can wrangle his brain into submission.

    The man gives him a look that says what the fuck is wrong with you and snaps, "You think I'd subject myself to this on purpose?"

    "Oooh," says one of the kids hanging off his arm. "I'm telling Mom."

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