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    ”If I d-didn’t know any better, I’d s-say you were j-jealous Richie,” Bill said, making Ben and Mike snicker.

    ”Jealous of what exactly? The fact that Eddie is supposedly getting laid? Trust me, I can get laid too, if I want,” Richie breathed out.

    ”No, I t-think you’re jealous of t-the fact that Eddie is getting l-laid, but not by you.”

    // Eddie gets a girlfriend and I guess we could say that Richie isn't exactly too happy about it.

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    20 Sep 2019

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    At the start of the fifteenth century, masquerade balls were the newest and greatest way to celebrate occasions. In London, pining Crowley and hopeless Aziraphale make their way to the palace as it celebrates Christmas Eve in a grandiose fashion. After giving up on a romantic future with each other, the two meet and fall in love for a night, their identities hidden from the world (and each other) behind masks.

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    01 Sep 2019

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    Aziraphale was used to being a loser. In his final year of schooling, he just wants to get through it with as little trouble as possible. He's gotten good at avoiding the bullies. He thinks that if he can just keep his head down, he won't be noticed by anybody.

    Of course, he hadn't counted on the transfer student. Crowley is tall, dark, and dangerous. Everyone seems to know it, and even the biggest bullies seem to want to avoid him. To Aziraphale's bewilderment, Crowley seems to have decided to take it upon himself to be his own guardian angel. Or, perhaps guardian demon is more like it.

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    08 Aug 2019

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    Aziraphale would forgive him, of course. He always did. That had always been the Hell of it. It had been stupid to think things would be any different this time.

    It was a game they had been playing a long, long time, and he was all kinds of fool and idiot if he was going to suddenly start taking it seriously, even if only a few days ago he had thought Aziraphale was dead.

    Our side. It would be nice, really nice, if there was an *our side.* To be honest with himself, there was nothing in all the universe he wanted more.

    “I’ll pick you up at eight,” he repeated to the closed door, and headed back to the flat to take it out on the plants.

     

    7th August--Complete.

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    05 Aug 2019

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    Crowley and Aziraphale always ended up together. Before the Fall it felt like a blessing, afterwards Crowley was sure it was punishment. They had developed a fragile friendship over the millennia, but with Aziraphale's memories blocked and Heaven and Hell unable to let go of the past will the two ever be able to take the next step?

    Contains some major character discorporation, but no real death.

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    03 Aug 2019