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family feud by vaporeon_ninja
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
02 Dec 2023
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He's sick. He knows he's sick. He knows this, but he also knows that he's patrolled with far worse than a cold and made it through the night in one piece. Hell, he’s patrolled with half-healed bullet wounds and still managed to pull himself through his window by morning. This? This is child’s play.
There’s just the matter of keeping Bruce in the dark.
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19 Mar 2024
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“It’s not that simple, Jason,” Clark said. “You shot the Penguin in the head, live on television. You can’t exactly claim to be innocent in all of this.”
“Of course not,” Jason said. “I’ve never in my life claimed any such thing. But he didn’t beat the shit out of me because he was worried about the Penguin. He did that because he was furious his kid would break his rule. That was a beatdown by an angry Dad, Clark. Trust me, I’m familiar with how they feel.”
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- Part 3 of Leaving You For the Last Time (Warwick Avenue)
- Part 1 of Alaska Jay
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18 Mar 2024
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Bruce had always known this day would come. It had to. It was the way of things. But it seemed so impossible to be saying goodbye to Alfred.
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- Part 3 of Alaska Jay
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18 Mar 2024
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The Phoenix Never Dies by ForceMage56
Fandom: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman Arkham Kight, Batman: Arkham (Video Games), DCU, DCU (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Under the Red Hood
02 Aug 2020
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18 Mar 2024
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I shot the rogue (but I didn't shoot the warden) by wajjs
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
22 Apr 2020
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Jason struts into the precinct with a carton cup of coffee in his hand.
“‘Sup,” he says, failing to stop himself from smiling a little, and lifts his hands up by the sides of his head, right where everyone can see them, “I’m doing everyone a favor. Cuff me up.”
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18 Mar 2024
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Joker Delenda Est by Amateum
Fandoms: Nightwing (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Batman - All Media Types
06 Oct 2023
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“Humor me,” Red insisted.
“I’ve been humoring you.”
“Then it won’t hurt to answer one more question, will it?”
Dick scrubbed a hand over his face. “Sure,” he said flatly. “Why not. You already have enough blackmail material to throw me straight into Blackgate, what’s one more question?”
The knife tap-tap-tapped against Red’s leg armor. “Do you think Jason would approve?”///
Based on a free prompt in the Birdwatchers Discord server: “AU where Jason works as a mercenary before returning to Gotham. After Dick beat the Joker to death and Bruce resuscitated him, Dick said “fuck it” and decided to hire the mercenary only known as “Red” to off the Joker for good."
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18 Mar 2024
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Holy Early Days, Batman! by Amateum
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
26 Feb 2024
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“Since Batman and the JL here are young enough not to have any of the protocols in place yet, there is a…backup.” For the first time N seemed unsure, chewing on his bottom lip.
“A backup?” urged Superman, when N didn’t continue.
“It’s a bit...uncouth,” he said, glancing over at Batman, who immediately looked suspicious, “but it gets the job done. At least to figure out whether it’s time or dimensional travel. The other two obviously don’t apply here.”
“What are we waiting for then?" said Hal. "Do it.”
N took one last glance around the table before his eyes landed on Green Arrow. “Oliver.”
Taken slightly aback at his real name, he replied, “Yes?”
N leaned forward a bit, hands threading together in front of him on the table, and with a completely serious expression asked, “did you have sex with Bruce Wayne?”
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18 Mar 2024
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16 Mar 2024
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Marisol clearly doesn’t know, she definitely doesn’t understand, and her brow furrows as she opens her mouth to probably ask another question about why Eddie’s deferring parenting to his single, childless best friend.
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16 Mar 2024
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the universe can only ask so much (she keeps asking) by Trekkele
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
05 May 2023
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Batman stands before the Justice League
"And I will be retiring, effective immediately.”
Clark once remarked on how the conference room never faced space, not truly. It was always framed by the moon, or by the earth. And still all Diana can only hear is the rushing of stars.
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Bruce Wayne was Batman. Now he isn't.
A collection of scenes set in a universe where Jasons death led to Batmans retirement.
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15 Mar 2024
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Jason may have been trying to take over the criminal underworld while avoiding Batman until his big dramatic reveal, but he still had time for hobbies. Hobbies like finally finishing the Pride and Prejudice AU he had started before his death, and posting the finished chapters for the 3 people who were still interested.
Maybe he should have double checked the subscribers list first.
Based on this tumblr post: Jasons doesn’t let death stop him from updating…
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15 Mar 2024
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Gwaine has certainly heard of miracles before. He's even scoffed at them. But that's only because he hasn't ever seen them happening before his eyes.
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12 Mar 2024
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"I work there. A servant in the castle, actually," the man says blithely, which is just frightening, even disregarding the sorcery. "I'm Merlin."
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12 Mar 2024
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It doesn’t take long for Buck to be cleared to leave. He’s given antibiotics for the water he swallowed, a handful of bandages to cover shallow wounds, and instructions to take it easy. Horror clenches in his stomach. Eddie is gone and he gets off with Advil and a nap.
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Eddie is missing presumed dead after the cruise ship sinks, Buck tries to keep his promises
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12 Mar 2024
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11 Mar 2024
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Bobby doesn’t actually hear the warning shout. Or- it’s possible that he did, in the moment, but he has no memory of the sound. Just Buck, 20 or so feet away, turning towards him mid conversation with a look of horror on his face, mouth open around an unheard word, arm moving slow motion up in what he's sure is a frantic wave. He does hear the sound of impact, an almost comical series of hollow metallic bonks. They'll all laugh about this later, he thinks on the way down. Bunch of pipes dropping on the fire Captain's head. Pretty sure he saw that on looney toons.
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Bobby gets a concussion and Buck stays with him. Written for the bad things happen bingo prompt: concussion.
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- Part 3 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
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11 Mar 2024
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I'd shine up the old brown shoes, I'd put on a brand-new shirt by trysetmeonfire
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
08 Mar 2024
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“No, I need, like-“ Eddie sighs so hard it almost sounds like static. “I need… guy help. Will you just come over?”
“Are you-” Buck turns away from Natalia and kind of hunches over the phone, making his voice quieter. “Are you having a penis problem?”
“What?” Buck’s never heard Eddie that high pitched. Loud, too, enough that Buck yanks the phone away from his ear and Natalia snorts with barely contained laughter behind him. When he brings the phone back in, Eddie is making a lot of blustery sounds, which Buck waits out until he finds words again. “Wh- No! No, I don’t have- I’m not having a ‘penis problem,’ Buck!”
Buck shrugs at the air in front of him. “Okay, Eddie, you’re the one who’s hiding in a bathroom and said you needed my ‘guy help,’ what was th-”
“Oh my god, Buck, I need relationship advice, okay!”
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Chris is going on his first date. Eddie calls Buck for backup.
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11 Mar 2024
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I'm still standing in the same place where you left me standing by trysetmeonfire
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
28 Dec 2023
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“It’s alright,” Bobby says, another useless lie.
Eddie’s eyes open, look straight into his, and his next words are remarkably clear. “I love him, Bobby.”
“No,” he shakes his head, a strange and frantic panic bubbling up inside him. “You can’t tell me this- you can’t tell me this-“ a hundred smiles shift slightly to the left in Bobby’s memory. It’s barely a surprise, really, he picked Eddie out for Buck himself, years and years ago. He thought they’d make a fine pair. “You have to- we’re getting out of here and you’re telling him yourself, you can’t-“
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Bobby deals with the ramifications of a misplaced confession
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11 Mar 2024
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tell me that i’m all you want (even when i break your heart) by asteriasera
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
10 Mar 2024
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“You never– I didn’t know that, Buck! I didn’t know you loved me!”
“What do you mean?” Buck demands, finally ungluing himself from the ground to step forward. “You had to have known!”
“If I had known that you loved me the way I loved you then I wouldn’t have let you walk away!” Eddie shouts, clawing at the stained fabric of his shirt.
“I thought you knew!”
[Buck and Eddie kiss one night, fall in love and don’t say it, then forget to fall out of it when they break up and try to move on with their lives.]
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11 Mar 2024
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Ian wants to explain to him how obvious he is, how even his breathing patterns are knowable and how Ian's taken the time, he's learned everything he can. How Mickey comes easy to him, how Ian's become an expert and he didn't even have to try.
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08 Mar 2024