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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    Dave Strider wrote the book on irony. Literally. Well, not a book, but a peer-reviewed academic paper with over 200 footnotes. Billionaire, movie producer, and now bona fide scholar. Oh, and primary financier and ironicist of the North American resistance to the Baroness of Crockercorp. It's 2006 and the sea levels are rising too fast, the food is full of "vitamins" that make you passive, and information is disappearing from the internet at the Baroness's whim. Dave joined the resistance long before his breakout movie success with SBaHJ; Rose's visions left no doubt that the two of them would be on the frontlines of the fight to save the world. He just hadn't expected Rose to ask him to house one of their fellow freedom fighters for a while, or for him to have *such* a nice ass. Yeah, he wrote the book on irony, so he knows exactly where this is going.

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    09 Feb 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 63

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    One year after a defrosted Khan temporarily killed Enterprise second officer James Kirk, permanently killed fifteen thousand people on the San Francisco waterfront, and critically injured Leonard McCoy's ex-wife Jocelyn and daughter Joanna, the doctor attends a medical conference held on Starbase 4. James Kirk accompanies him on his way to sign on as the first officer of the hospital ship Nightingale, serving under Captain Christopher Pike.

    When Jocelyn arrives unexpectedly on the starbase to leave McCoy with sole custody of his daughter, his life is placed on a collision course with a certain Vulcan healer named Spock.

    Complete. Updates Saturdays.

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    19 Aug 2020

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    amazing

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    Unable to reach Vulcan during his pon farr, Spock logically chooses to take extreme measures for the crew's protection.

    Unexpectedly, Spock survives his aborted fever and must cope with the aftermath of his choices.

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    04 Aug 2020

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    😩👌💚

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    Jim had always sort of known that karma would catch up with him one day. After all the shit he’d pulled, he’d have been more surprised if someone up there didn’t eventually go “welp, that’s long enough” and end his streak of good luck.
    He’d expected to make it a little longer than twenty, though.
    He also hadn’t expected karma to catch up with him in the form of a three-week-old baby girl with pointy ears.

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    09 Jun 2020

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    Jim won't join the Academy as a Kirk.

    He refuses to deal with people accusing him of nepotism.

    Problem is, Pike won't let him use his name either.

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    04 Jun 2020