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  1. Public Bookmark 62

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    “I’d rather have sixteen teeth pulled than marry you.”

    Her cheeks flame as if she’s been slapped. Before she can think, “I can arrange that. Or my fist can. Take your pick.” Forcibly setting her shoulders, Ben’s imposing all by accounts but she’s ready to verbally uppercut him in the throat.

     “I’ve never been known to babysit. Especially brats like you.”

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    31 Aug 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    Singing, fighting, heartache, interfering friends, reconciliation, shots (the boozy kind), torture, shady contracts, escapes, true love, miracles!

    Wait a minute...is this a kissing fic?

    Grandpa Han tells the story of Cowboy Rain and Princess Sunshine to his grandchildren, Daisy & Matt.

    Will true love prevail?

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    27 Aug 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    “Me? A- a prince?... Shut up.”

    The queen- Grandmother?- dropped her teacup onto the saucer. “I beg your pardon?”

    The butler guy in the gold vest leaned forward. “Your majesty, my studies indicate that American youth culture does not use ‘shut up’ to indicate ‘be quiet’ but rather astonishment or disbelief. The origin of this usage appears to be-“

    “Shut up, Threepio,” Mom said.

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    09 Aug 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 39

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    Mazal Tov - The expression comes from the Mishnaic Hebrew mazzāl, meaning "constellation" or "destiny". Borrowed from Yiddish מזל־טובֿ (mazl tov), from Hebrew מַזָּל (mazál, “star, constellation; fate, luck”), from Akkadian (manzaltu [UD.DA]) + Hebrew טוֹב (tov, “good”); literally “good stars, good luck.

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    31 Jul 2019

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    Entirely by accident, Rey ends up fucking someone who works for Snoke's Cupcakery. She's just blowing off steam. It doesn't mean anything at all. It certainly won't come back to bite her in the ass.

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    30 Jul 2019