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    “I’ve just woken up with a fucking splitting headache, to find myself fucking taped to an office chair in a fucking living room that smells like unwashed socks and takeaway food. How am I? How do you think I fucking am?”

    “Wow. That’s a lot of f-bombs you’re dropping. Did anyone tell you that you need a healthy dose of positivity?”

    In which Yoongi’s life is a parody of Taken and Taehyung is just trying his goddamn hardest not to get arrested.

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    16 Sep 2020

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    Yoongi marries his best friend because it's mutually beneficial for both of them. He just doesn't expect to fall for him in the process.

    Namjoon
    [14:03]
    do you want to marry me?

    Yoongi’s eyebrow shoots up when he reads the message, because what the heck is he on about?

    Namjoon
    [14:04]
    because I just had a meeting with my student advisor and she said the only way I can get the aid I need to survive next semester is if im married, have a kid or over 26 and since the other two aren’t happening…

    Yoongi
    [14:07]
    Are you being fucking serious right now?

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    16 Sep 2020

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    taehyung, still shaken from a bad break up, undergoes test trials for a new drug and struggles to come to terms with its side effects.

    ("the dreams, you continue to describe as, are vivid? lucid?"

    taehyung nods. "they're not dreams i'm dreaming. they're memories.")

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    19 Aug 2020

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    It's probably not the most conventional way to meet someone, but as a single parent whose life, for the last five years, has consisted almost entirely of work and dad things (such as arguing over vegetable consumption and perfecting the art of on-the-fly storytelling), Namjoon doesn't really get introduced to new people much anyway.

    So, yes, he meets Taehyung in the principal's office. And yes, Namjoon's daughter bit Taehyung's son for not sharing building blocks. And yes, the worst part of it all is that Taehyung is kind and gorgeous and paint-splattered and steals the air right out of Namjoon's lungs.

    It’s fine. Namjoon doesn’t overthink it at all.

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    17 Aug 2020

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    He watches as Namjoon grins at a customer’s baby, his smile wide and bright enough to take up most of his face. Even when he’s focused seconds later, face relaxed, it seems that a slight twitch of his lips is enough to dip the deepest dimples into his cheeks.

    “Do you think he’s a natural blonde?” He asks, dreamily, to no one in particular.

    “I… no? He’s most definitely not?”

    ______

    [When Taehyung first decided to scam the most pretentious cafe in town, falling for the hot blonde barista was not part of the plan.

    Too bad it's Valentine's Day. Too bad he's pretending to be Jimin's boyfriend.]

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    17 Aug 2020