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    a series of one-shots from the au created by myself and bitchslappedmyself.

    content inspired by @givemethedio's artwork which can be found here.

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    “Spice and silk and trade and cloth. These are the things one goes to war over, but in my heart of hearts, I know they are not worth it.”
    - quoted from a letter penned by the Crown Prince to his lover, at the end of the Southern War

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    “It’s got ears,” says the man that’s choking him. Hoseok. “Look, look. It’s got - like a cat.”

    “Let me-” Yoongi wheezes, phlegm in the back of his throat, stars in his eyes, “Let me-”

    “So Jungyoo wasn’t lying.”

    Hoseok pushes harder. Yoongi realises faintly that he isn’t even touching the ground; Hoseok is holding him against the wall, Yoongi’s feet dangling uselessly a foot from the floor. “Why are you here?”

    “He’s got the house markings,” Seokjin stretches over Hoseok’s shoulder and presses a thumb to the centre of Yoongi’s forehead, smearing the makeup there. The warpaint. “Maybe-”

    “But why’s he got ears?”

    Yoongi claws ever-more desperately. (Oh, if Jeongguk could see him now - he’d be a disgrace.)

    “Hoseok-ah, I think you’re choking it.”

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    10 Oct 2018

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    There’s a careful look in Yoongi’s eyes—clouded only slightly by the arousal that blows his pupils wide—and then he’s leading Jeongguk forward with a hand on his wrists. “No touching,” he says.

    Jeongguk frowns. “That’s not fair,” he complains.

    “You were just buttering the floors.”

    “I had gloves on!”

    (or: alpha yoongi and omega jeongguk are the presidents of rival frats. publicly, they hate each other. privately, it’s a different story.)

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    08 Oct 2018

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    Four years have passed since Min Yoongi retired from his role as a PPDC ranger. Four years have passed, yet he’s still haunted by the mission gone wrong, memories picking away at his sanity every passing day and dreams plaguing the nights in between. It’s been four long years, yet he’s still stationed at the Busan Shatterdome Base. Now, he spends his days training new cadets to be pilots for the gargantuan Jaegers, resigned to seek distraction in a life away from the heat of the battle.

    Then comes a cadet with hair the color of the sun and a smile brighter than all its rays combined, and a stubbornness that makes Yoongi want to tear his hair out in frustration.

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    06 Aug 2018

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    In Taehyung's three years of escorting, he thought he had nailed the art of being coy and detaching himself from his clients. And then Jeon Jeongguk came along.

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    05 Aug 2018

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    hoseok just got dumped and now a clearly under aged bartender is refusing to serve him a much needed round of shots.

    ("can you do this teenage angst thing some other time? my ex just walked in with his new boyfriend and i could really use some liquid cowardice."

    the kid narrows his eyes in the direction hoseok had nodded toward. "seokjin hyung's your ex?")

    hoseok nods. "you know him?"

    "yeah," jeongguk glares at hoseok and begins stepping away, definitely refusing to serve him any drink at all. "he dumped me for you.")

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    04 Aug 2018