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    a series of one-shots from the au created by myself and bitchslappedmyself.

    content inspired by @givemethedio's artwork which can be found here.

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    In movies, people's lives changed dramatically. But Allen's life changed in the middle of a sunny day, and after an absence of over three years, nothing can ever be the same again.

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    16 Jul 2020

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    Even if it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife, husband, or companion, all Jiang Cheng really wants is to run his company, take care of his pets, and maybe get some sleep. Unfortunately the new job promotion to CEO comes with a loaded social calendar and a need for some sort of companion.

    So clearly the most sensible answer is to start dating the man he's had a crush on since he was a teenager.

    Because nothing could go wrong there.

    Some amazing, wonderful folks have translated this fic!

    In Russian by two_evil_women here

    Also in Russian by Yamanari_Tai here

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    15 Jul 2020

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    An ill-fated parent teacher conference reunites Jin Ling's wayward uncle with Sizhui's father. AKA: A matchmaking disaster as told by Jin Ling, Sizhui, and Jingyi.

     

    Jin Ling knows he’s in deep trouble even before reporting to Headmaster Lan’s office, but the words “your uncle will be here soon” still strike the fear of God in him. His only consolation is that Jingyi and Sizhui’s guardians are also in the office, Jingyi’s mom already lecturing her sheepish-looking son. Lan-ayi only stops when Sizhui’s father, a quiet and tall man in white, clears his throat, causing her to engage him in one-sided smalltalk.

     

    This is a disaster. Jin Ling had spent such a nice break at home for Mid-Autumn Festival, and Fairy’s presence had soothed his homesickness after returning to boarding school in Gusu. He knows pets aren’t allowed, but who is going to report Jin Ling when his father pays good money for a private suite in the dorms? Then there was the incident with Jingyi, a box of mooncakes, and a door left ajar. Long story short, he spent an hour chasing Fairy down the halls with Sizhui and Jingyi before finding his dog nosing up to a very angry Headmaster Lan.

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    12 Jul 2020

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    In the wake of intracity warfare, Jiang Cheng finds himself engaged by proxy to Nie Huaisang in an effort to build ties between their sects. The fragile peace is short-lived, however, and with the strands of magic and the alliances that hold the city together fraying apart, Jiang Cheng must decide where he stands in order to save what he loves.

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    07 Jul 2020

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    When Jin Zixuan calls in a favour, Lan Wangji ends up renting his spare room to Wei Wuxian.

    It doesn't go how any of them expected.

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    03 Jul 2020