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Fandoms: World Wrestling Entertainment
12 Nov 2017
Seth still knows just how to handle a post-match Dean.
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service RPF
08 May 2015
It’s something he never intended to bring up, except the next time he sees Colin he says, almost entirely autonomous of brain function: “It’s not a proper Colin Firth movie without a sex scene, is it?”
Colin is standing beside him at the catering table, poking disconsolately at a lemon danish. “Hmm?” he says. “Sorry, what?”
“I mean, Colin, you’re always getting your kit off in all your other films, so where’s our love scene?” Inwardly, Taron is screaming. Outwardly, he’s nudging Colin in the side with his own elbow, slopping a bit of lukewarm tea over the edge of his Keep Calm and Love Colin Firth mug.
Or, Taron makes some incredibly suspect life decisions, wanks off more than any human being ever should, and utterly fails to Keep Calm.
Gamzee and Tavros try and fail to induce Karkat to join in preparing for a Perigee's Eve party.