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  1. Rec 84

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    After Scott was bitten, Stiles told a very small lie in exchange for a very huge prize -- pack membership -- and he has spent the intervening years winning every Best Fake Boyfriend award on the books. Now, however, Scott wants to be in an actual relationship, and Stiles is losing his pack. Enter Derek.

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    07 Oct 2018

  2. Rec 81

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    Sequel to: If You Want to Sing Out, Sing Out.

    “Hey.” Erica hit her hand down on the table to get the crew’s attention. “Remember this one?”

    She took a deep breath and began to sing, a warbled tune that she’d heard the Commander hum when he thought he was alone. Others joined in, providing words, and soon the entire table was thundering with music in a language none of them could identify. Boyd might have been singing a bloodthirsty war song, but it didn’t taste like one. It tasted like the way Stiles laughed when he was surprised, or how he’d grip a crew mate's shoulder to tell them they did an exceptional job.

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    13 Sep 2018

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    "Pick a card--any card."

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    Card shark, magician, or descendant of Cassandra the Prophet:

    No matter who or what Stiles Stilinski truly was, he was the only chance at the Hale Pack's survival.

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    05 Sep 2018

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    "You can't be a werewolf and a witch!" Stiles says.

    "Why not?" Peter asks. He looks entirely too amused.

    "They're conflicting magics!" Stiles says. "It's impossible!"

    "And yet, here we are," Peter says.

    And...well, yeah. In the face of overwhelming evidence, Stiles' worldview is going to have to shift a bit. Werewolves can do magic, okay. Stiles also can do magic. Slightly more mind-boggling, but okay, he did levitate a cat after all. Said cat then led him through the woods to a magic werewolf's house. God.

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    Based on Mysenia's prompt where Stiles' familiar tries to find creative ways to introduce him to his magic.

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    04 Aug 2018

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    “I’ve heard that you can buy suits here,” He said.

    Andrew pointedly looked from side to side at the many suits that lined the walls.

    “That’s the general idea, yes.”

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    Andrew Minyard is killing time working at his cousin's central London suit shop as a personal stylist. One day, Neil Hatford, an Olympic athlete in desperate need of a new wardrobe, walks through the door. That's when everything changes.

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    29 Jun 2018