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    After Aziraphale's video on crêpes makes it into Youtube recommendations through a little demonic intervention, he quickly goes viral. Cue college students just trying to make it work, a bunch of young queers who see A.Z. Fell and his husband Anthony as "goals," and quite a few comments from one Newton Pulsifer.

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    18 Aug 2021

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    14 Aug 2021

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    Ryan promptly loses his shit. The camera vibrates and zooms on his fear-stricken face, wide-eyed and pallid. Someone pulls the camera equipment out of the way as Shane pulls off the rest of the dulled carpeting, revealing a white chalk pentagram dotted with runes and foreign languages, most of which indecipherable in the frankly terrible lighting.

    "Holy shit, holy- What the actual FUCK dude?" Ryan is sputtering in the background, a mess of a man. Shane laughs, facing the camera, sleepy eyes crinkled in mirth. "Well that doesn't seem very angelic," he says, cheerful, and proceeds to sit smack-dab in the middle of the circle, Sallie House style.

    Ryan is still screaming how they were all just SITTING THERE 10 MINUTES AGO WHAT THE FUCK.

    AKA; Just another regular night for the Ghoul Boys.

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    07 Aug 2021

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    Centuries after that fatal day of the battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter has fallen into legend, a bedtime story parents tell their children, a name whispered around campfires. He wanders the world alone and immortal, until one single reckless moment sends him hurtling into a parallel dimension of heroes and villains. A new enemy arises from an ancient power, and Harry must take a stand as the last wizard to protect this new world. If only SHIELD would stop trying to track him down...and someone could explain what the hell was an 'Avenger' was supposed to be. Honestly, muggles...

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    04 Aug 2021

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    Iceland is nice - sure, you probably should’ve picked a time of year when the weather was a little warmer, but it isn’t too bad, and at least you’re away from your desk job, right? It’s a pretty big adventure.

    You’ve always said that you wanted more adventure in your life.

    {originally a little Tumblr oneshot}

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    01 Aug 2021