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    There are many trials for a hobbit attempting to make a life among dwarves. A hobbit wants a garden. A hobbit wants to eat regular meals. A hobbit wants friends, good books, and comfortable chairs. Bilbo does his best to carve out a little hobbit life for himself in the mountain. If only there were not one final obstacle. For a hobbit heart wants love, and among dwarves that is a sticky subject.

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    13 Sep 2019

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    I am too damn cold for this shit, Link thought. He stared down from the rock outcrop where he was perched. The sky was a pale gray, threatening rain or sleet if the temperature dropped any further. He could already feel icy flecks of spray misting down on him. He was out in the middle of nowhere in a desolate rocky barren canyon. A place so foreboding that even the birds looked miserable and they were the only animals he'd seen in days. He should have been alone out here.
    He wasn't.

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    24 Aug 2019

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    “Lad, nothing he said would make me think less of you,” Bilbo told him. Frodo looked up then, his eyes wide and afraid. “My dear boy,” Bilbo rose and went to Frodo’s side, laying a hand on his shoulder. Frodo was back to staring at the floor.
    “I’m sorry Bilbo,” Frodo said in a tight voice, “I know you said no secrets between us…"
    “Oh, don’t be silly,” Bilbo said gruffly, “I never gave you a detailed list of every dalliance I took. You mustn’t listen to the likes of Seredic Brandybuck.”
    “He probably advised you to disown me,” Frodo said smiling faintly. Bilbo frowned and rubbed the boy’s shoulder.
    “I could never do that, Frodo,” he said gravely.

    When one of Frodo's older cousins comes for a visit, he lets slip that Frodo had a tryst with a lad back at Brandy Hall. Bilbo decides to do what he can to help Frodo feel free to court who he pleases, and tries to go about setting him up with someone. Turns out he may not have to look very far.

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    24 Aug 2019

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    It was approximately three years after the apoca-wasn’t that Crowley fell into a baptismal font.

    It was extremely uncool of him to do so, and years afterwards, he would deny that it had happened like that. All right, maybe he still had trouble with the whole owning four limbs thing after all the years of snakehood - still, that didn’t make him clumsy.

    But the point remained. Crowley fell into a literal vat of holy water.

    And survived.

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    17 Aug 2019

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    He hadn’t expected a sudden lapful of angel.

    “Very sorry about this,” Aziraphale said, and kissed him.

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    15 Aug 2019